Loc'd And Loaded

No description really just me. My thoguhts, my likes, my journey of life

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Jasmine Guy & Kadeem Hardison in K.C. Undercover

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😍

[thismynewname]

These kids don’t deserve this reference!!!!

[bana05]

^^^ This right here was strictly for their parents. LOL

[beautiffulcurls]

Hair envy AF 😍 #aaronoates #beautiffulcurls

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[bellygangstaboo]

Reasons why Susie Carmichael will forever be the best black cartoon character of all time 

#BlackGirlMagic

[antmanstan]

I can’t believe my soulmate is really out there just letting me be lonely like this he’s testing my patience that’s what he’s doing

[born-hip-hoper]

[bathobatsho]

THIS IS AN AGGRESSIVE REBLOG OF SELF LOVE

[milas-universe]

Needed it.

[tooohightocomedown]

And my people ✊

[foodieapprovedeats]

Ozale’s Kitchen

IG: 4_ozale

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Detroit, MI

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[blackfashion]

IG: @asodara Exclusively at AsoDara.com ✊🏿🇳🇬

[jehovahhthickness]

There's a lot of insecure & manipulative people out here. Watch your soul.

[2frochicks]

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[actressesofcolour]

So I really hope that Hollywood is listening and realizing that we aren’t the timid Asian-Americans anymore. That we do speak up now. That we do have a voice.  | #IAm Ming-Na Wen

[continentcreative]

Eugena Washington by Jessy J Photo | Makeup by Kevin Wade

[insecurespice]

Seeing the black girls Tyra would down or act like was a lost case because she actually never coached them(as she would gas up the yt girls and let some stay PAST WEEKS) be great makes me happy, but hate ANTM in hindsight.

[anubis-the-incubus-deactivated2]

Since you are black and proud, I will test you with this question: How does a woman carry a child in her stomach for 9 months, go through all the pain, hold it in her arms, and end up calling it Laquisha?

Laquisha is a French variant of the Swahili name “Lakiesha“ which means ”favorite”. In addition, the name is also a French variant from the original Latin ”Leticia” which means gay, delighted, or joyful and is the name of an old Roman Goddess, Laetitia. I’m not only black and proud, I’m also a former linguistics student, avid reader of mythology, and Tumblr. Your tests mean nothing to me. So to answer your question, how does she end up naming her daughter after a Goddess? Pretty pridefully I’d hope, our women are Goddesses.  

[alwaysbewoke]

here’s a visual representation of what just happened…

now pick up your face and go sit your racist ass down in the corner.

[maiasparx]

bloop

[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

[xxxkyrareaperxxx-deactivated201]

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

[weird-biscuits]

Reblog to save a life

[dogiplier]

I learned these years ago in self defence and I’ve had to use them a couple of times in real situations!

LEARN THESE GUYS!! they may come in handy!

[caryled]

[fuckyeahafricans]

Pool side @dreanicoleee 🍫

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[poonany]

Green cheese. The last one I had was Gray Tuna. So I’m unlucky.

[misstaylorsaid]

teal pistachio

[rebelliousafricanqueen-deactiva]

Black jollof

[naturaldefiance]

I'm simply here for black jollof

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There’s this guy that work at your job, your new there so you don’t know much about him.

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He like 6'4 darkskin handsome, got that whole GQ thing going for him, but you got a man.

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And your man is faithful loving supportive. Everything you could ask for so, so you feel bad for even looking. You start avoiding dude in the office even though yall never even interacted before.

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One day your boss pairs you two up for a project. It’s one of those long ones that require you to work outside the office and really get familiar with one another. You find out his name is Jonathan.

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So yall set up a coffee date to get better acclimated, and before you know it your inner hoe is busting out your chest.

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The night before you’re stressing over what to wear, how to do your hair. You even whipped out that hoe red lipstick you wear for your man on special occasions. Now your man is starting to wonder wassup, but you assure him its just a business meeting. The funny thing is he knows you don’t ever have business meetings because you’re not that high up in the company. So he stay quiet pretends to believe you and takes himself to sleep.

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Next day you arrive at the coffee spot with that post fuckboy glow. Your titties all in your neck, dress hugging your ass, heels looking fierce. He see you and he like

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So now you all wet and bothered, your phone done rang 10 times and you acting like you don’t hear shit. Meanwhile your bf back at your office trying to take you out for lunch after your “business meeting”. Your coworkers telling him you had off today, he all upset cause where tf could you be? When you start lyin’ to him ?

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You and Jonathan over here sharing laughs, you sliding your foot up his leg under the table. You playing with the straw in your mouth just being a hoe. Your phone rings its bae you answer. You tell him your in a meeting but you don’t know that he outside and he can see you through the window. Now bae all fucked up in the head he wanna walk in but that nigga look grown. And he grown too but not that grown so he go home. He all upset and speeding and shit, crying to keisha cole in the car like

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Yall in bed he ask about the business meeting you telling him how well it went and how your numbers were great. Talking about how you “ have projected profit” for your company. He walk out the room all sick bent over the toilet throwing up and shit. He can’t even look at you. You’re phone starts buzzing, Jonathan invited you out to dinner tomorrow, you say yes all fast and shit. Bae walk back in the room and you throw ya phone on the night stand. He like who dat and you like wtf are you talking about. You start yelling at him for no damn reason, he in shock cause you the one that got caught. He lay down like

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All day go by and yall ain’t talking. You walking around the house singing and shit and bae just confused. Around 8pm you start getting ready and he over here asking questions and you keep saying you going out with the girls. So you hop in the shower and he unlock your phone and writes down John’s number. He know this gotta be the nigga cause his name say “Big J 🙀🙈” . You out the bathroom is red lingerie hair all pinned up. You slippin on a tight black dress, bae ain’t even questioning it. Around 9:30pm you grab the keys and dip. You tell him not wait up he say iight.

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You get to the restaurant and John looking GOOD. He already ordered 2 glasses of red wine and spaghetti for each of you. He tells you its what the place is known for and you don’t even argue cause he look like he right. Yall eating pasta, you licking sauce off ya lips he slurping the noodles letting you watch them slide up his lip. You all wet you know better but damn. And here goes bae blowing up your phone. You answer and tell him to stop calling you’re safe and you hang up. Now bae know something is up cause you never dismiss him. You look at Jonathan all sad cause you think he care, but he a hoe too so he brush it off.

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He tell you to come with him for one last drink. You say ok he pay the bill and yall get in the car. He speeding got the car vibrating all on ya pussy you amped like shit. But here come the sirens. He was doing 70 in a 55. The cops ask for his license and you see it says 1964 you can’t even do the math but that mean this nigga like 60 or some shit and you ain’t even pushing 25 yet. But he black and that don’t crack so its really like he 30. So you relax until you get to his place. He opens the door for you and picks you up and carries you inside.

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He don’t even take off ya dress. He hitches that shit up and shoves your panties in your mouth and dogs your shit. He got all your tracks in his grip and he’s giving you life. He got you on the counter like you don’t have gone training. Meanwhile back at home bae is over here typing in the number. He opens his phone and starts dialing. 718 like four contacts come up. 546 two more pop up. 4567 and only one contact is left. It says “ This nigga Pops 💪”. He looking like maybe he didn’t put that shit in right. So he do it like 3 more times. Now he in tears. He aint know his pops moved back to Memphis so that why he never introduced yall. He dial the number

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Meanwhile on your side of the world you got “Johnathans” dick in your throat. You going in for him reciting scripture. That’s how you know he old. He talking about being grateful for all your blessings in life. His phone starts ringing and he say he gotta answer you give him n permission and you keep going. He like hey son how are things. You like son? ? But it’s whatever cause yall grown. He talking about how he just moved here and how he’d love to meet his sons gf and he can’t wait to see a photo. You think it sounds like bae but you think you tripping cause you guilty. He hang up get a message and starts bugging. He like oh shit he storming around the room. You got his unborns on your chin, he trynna get dressed he say is an emergency. And it is cause it was your picture he got. But you clueless.

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Your nigga back home he invited the boys over done called strippers just all upset and shit. His boys bring drinks they chilling. The strippers arrive and there she go. Your hoe ass cousin TeeTee.

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She don’t know him but he’s seen pictures. She start stripping. She was shaking her ass bending over poppin pussy she was making that cash. So he ask for a private dance. She hype like shit cause she got a car note. You get her in the room and start bussin her shit. Your girl pulling up to the complex she thank Jonathan and hop out the car. She creep into the building fixing her makeup and shit,only to find strippers in her spot and her nigga is missing. She start breaking they lookin at her crazy

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Out of no where she hear her nigga bust. She know the sound cause its so ugly. She kick through the door to find her children all over TeeTee’s face. She beat that bitchs ass on sight.

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Now everyone done creeped out your spot and your girls in the kitchen washing blood off her hands you walk out like

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She about to flip but your phone ring and you put it on speaker you like dad come up… she like dad?? Why it sound like Jonathan? ?? She look and there he is. Her mouth drop open, she starts crying her heart is on the table. She ready to vomit. All she can do is run out. You and pops chilling like

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9 months later Pops get served with papers for child support cause apparently he introduced strap up and your ex girl laughing at you cause TeeTee just told you she gave you herpes. Your ex girl send you a pic like

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She have the baby and you get a text saying to never choose your niggas over your girl. And you like what?? Then you realize that one year you left her on her birthday to go to vegas with them. You realize she had planned this whole shit. You realize you met Satan and now her baby is your little brother and you’re stuck with her forever.

[amey-winehouse]

Omg this is wild

[thetattedstoner]

Smh

[manithuggin-deactivated20190105]

this was a ride lol

[6-47pm-deactivated20160801]

WOW

[erinnjlong-deactivated20190615]

💀💀💀💀

[kinksforkicks-deactivated201701]

Wild

[artistically-stoned]

Lawddd they added to the story lol