i'm tired

a little bit faded and a little bit jaded.

[huffylemon]

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i’m a big fan of alone time

[breakerofcurses]

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]

[galaxywarp]

[violetwoodsorrel]

She’s gotta call her sire!

[tomb-mold]

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i was showing my dad They Pay Me In Woims bc he didnt know what i was referencing & he was like nancy???????? & i was like yeah the tumblr girlies love nancy & he was flabbergasted he was like "nancy is probably one of the least amusing comics ever" i was like idk what to tell you man the tumblr girlies are always posting nancy

[owochimuwu]

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

[argumate]

kind of crazy that the sun is the closest thing we have to an unholy seething vortex of magical energy, a pulsating orb that is periodically ripped by screaming flares that lash us with incredible ferocity from a hundred million miles away, and we're like mmm what a nice day! 😊

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[worshipthevalkyries]

Sirius "been with a bazillion girls and still gay" Black and Remus "barely had eyes for anyone other than Sirius and still bi" Lupin are VERY important to me, actually

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[laranoa]

I hate what AI has done to the sparkle emoji. Give it back

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[seracadash]

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

[parakeet]

Some of you are using pov (point of view) when you mean to say mfw (my face when). Get the word out

[samshepard]

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem