Mom when can I start smoking?
But I'm already 14. Uh do you know you ran that red light. And there's a cop following us.
I know I'm going to pull over.
No don't do that mom he'll discover I overcame the anti-theft device in this car with my controller and then you'll get sent to prison for driving a stolen car. So floor it.
If I do, he'll just put out an APB on our license plate.
You mean this license plate?
Oh sweetie I like the way you think. Okay hold on.
Mom you're only doing 50, he will catch you floor it and run that stop sign.
That's it 60, now up to 70. Don't worry about the cross traffic at the red light. I know it's red, but my controller in 3,2,1 and now it's green go, go. And now my controller will make it red. And the busy cross traffic will force the cop to slow down and possibly stop. Okay, now you see that alley, turn into it.
Sis has another stolen car, she stole with her controller this morning and it's even nicer than this one waiting for us. Do you see her and the car?
Oh girls you've outdone yourselves this time. I've always wanted to drive a Ferrari.
Okay leave this car. Wipe your prints and let's switch cars.
Shelly! Mom is sooo proud of you. You stole a Ferrari. Nothing but the best for you mom. Okay girls get in.
Now mom, about that smoke?
Here you go Steph. One cigarette for both of you. You earned it.
Nah, after that little escapade, pull into that smoke shop's parking lot. Shelly don't you think that was worth a carton of Newports?
I agree Steph and a new pair of heels.
Totally Shelly. Okay mom, let's go in and buy that carton.
But my credit card is maxed to afford a carton.
No worries mom. You pay with your credit card, my controller will make your card appear to have a zero balance and then I'll wipe it clean after the purchase so you don't have to pay a cent for the carton.......
Mmmmmmm, these Newports are better than I thought. Agree Shelly?
Now mom, drive us to the nicest shoe store and I'll do the same thing with my controller and each one of us will walk out with a new pair of expensive heels and they won't cost us anything.
Shelly, Steph you two girls are going to go far in this world.
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