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They/them :: 18+ Blog :: 31 :: Uses mobile 99.998% of the time :: Minors! DNI! :: Lost somewhere in Hazbin Hotel, Baldur's Gate 3 and The Magnus Archives. Sometimes will wander back into The Locked Tomb series. Send help. I frequently forget I'm on someone else's blog and not my dashboard.

[frontmansdefender]

I aspire to be as passionate about something as this guy and the orcas are passionate about hating the sunfish

In the sunfish’s defense!!!!!

[bunnalien]

pretty in pink 🌸

[bunnalien]

Happy Tokyo fanfest!! Dawntrail for my WoL means... navigating being a new parent while also exploring or whatever meet baby Zenith! Robin's firstborn, named after the Dravanian fortress overlooking the union between moogle and dragon… she likes making messes 🐈

[rbillustration]

The first completed reference sheet for my WIP novel, Sunder the Sky - featuring our primary protagonist and one of my most beloved blorbos, Quil! ✨ I'll be working on the rest over time, so please stay tuned! 👀

[wolvensnothere]

Do you realise how vain and arrogant 3rd Person Omniscient is? Like, who’s the reader supposed to be? God?

[matociquala]

The secret of 3rd person omniscient (speaking as somebody who writes it sometimes) is that it has a narrator, who has an agenda, and controls the flow of information.

The reader may not ever understand who that narrator is and what their agenda entails.

But the writer must.

[wolvensnothere]

Which goes back to one of the other important lessons: All Narrators Are Unreliable.

[bookgeekconfessions]

I wanted to double check that “The Cherry on Top” was a short novel or novella and I found this on uphillwriting.org. I think it’s very informative and hopefully you guys will find it useful!

[falconwhitaker]

Good friends, this list is wonderful, but it’s missing something!

Internet Articles

800 words maximum

[goldenheartedrose]

OOH.

[catbatart]

Stay Salty - CatBat's Ko-fi Shop

ICE is opening an office about 15 minutes away from me. Since learning about it, this image has been lurking in my mind and I had to get it

ICE is opening an office about 15 minutes away from me. I initially made this as an idea for a protest sign, but wanted to share it.

THIS IMAGE IS 100% COMPLETELY FREE TO USE! You can reproduce it as stickers, fliers, posters, whatever. I just ask that you do not SELL it.

It is set to PWYW if you want to tip. All tips from this image will be going to my local Food Not Bombs chapter, the Midwest Immigration Bond Fund, and the Indiana Undocumented Youth Alliance.

[tang0mang0]

I made this in poster form for anyone to print and share around your local communities! If you can show your support or spread awareness, please do!

[catbatart]

How did I miss this?! This is absolutely amazing, thank you so much!!!!

[catbatart]

Physical 5x3.5" vinyl sticker is now available! PWYW, minimum of $2.50 to cover printing and shipping costs! These should be shipped by the end of April!

[desolationlesbian]

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[mistbjorn]

totally normal 10ft tall portrait of your nemesis’ coworker

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[saxophonechihuahua]

[destiny-islanders]

🖤🩶🤍💜

[bunnalien]

I saw that Leon crop top mod and knew what I had to do. put my guy in it

[zillychu]

@changes Tumblr. Get rid of the whole "reblog chains get their own notes" thing. This is TERRIBLE for artists, and anyone who wants to keep track of reblogs/likes/comments.

I don't know why you're even breaking something that works fine? Could you PLEASE put that effort to better use for features users actually want? Here's a couple to get you started:

- A mute option for users (not just block)

- Option to completely hide blacklisted posts (no "this post contains XYZ you've blacklisted", just don't show anything)

- A functioning search bar for our individual blogs

- Organizable portfolio pages for artists, if you're feeling frisky

Tumblr, you've got a good thing going for you. Give us a functioning website, ditch the bigotry (we see you bullying trans users and sex workers), and you've got a fully untapped market of users who are happy to give you money for optional premium services. Look at how happy users were to give Discord money back when they were an actually ethical company. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Tiktok have all gone to shit--this is prime opportunity to dominate a market that's STARVING for good social media.

Just listen to us and deliver what we want. It's that easy.

[superchat]

under water cave diving is so fucked. youll hear a story that amounts to "this man had 15 years of cave diving experience. one time they did a dive, got stuck and died" and then you look at the cave they went in and its just

[enki2]

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[destiny-islanders]

on his way to make a cake for you :3

[siaslash]