these go to 11.

"Writer." Midwestern New York transplant. Drugs not hugs.

[iraffiruse]

[nayrnire]

A - Z of Unusual Words

[nayrnire]

me irl

[today]

Bill Cosby is looking good for the cameras.

[oldblogarchive-deactivated20150]

i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me

[strawberry-garfield]

everything about this screams fedora 

[dingraha-deactivated20130905]

oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god

[1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1]

truly amazing

[photophorez-blog]

oh sweet pissing fuckity christ

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

are you butt fucking kidding  me

[wehidebehindstars]

I hope whoever wrote this gets hit by an aircraft carrier.

[okcniceguys]

That is an insult to aircraft carriers.

[jonnovstheinternet]

[unforgettabledetritus]

That is not that cat’s face. IBM’s security is terrible.

[drawthesimpsons]

Hector Salamanca (Quick test with an animated version) / Simpsonized by ADN

[nayrnire]

[eggsackley]

[mykicks]

That Craigslist post was flagged for removal but I have screencapped it in all its glory.

[bestrooftalkever]

I will have to sneak u in and out of the house.

[uproxx]

Breaking Bad Discussion: ‘HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!’

[nayrnire]

[comicallyvintage]

Good old Dick. Always a sure fire cure for loneliness.

[andreatanager]

Luv u prince

[heytinafey]

[unclefather]

Lmao bye

[midwest-monster]

[nayrnire]

midwest-monster:

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

[nayrnire]

Sounds lame. 

(via Reddit)

[leonsbuddydave]

Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to complain about their experiences with United Airlines.

God has given me a great, beautiful funnel through which angry people flow in the worst possible mood.

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

OHMYGOD.