Bring me that horizon

a smol brazilian girl; brown-eyed squad

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roane72]

I have one of these!

[lyndsayfaye]

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

kinda wanna relationship, kinda wanna stay single my whole life, kinda wanna go on adventures, kinda wanna stay in my bed my whole life 

[newsmoons]

“What was it like playing vampire Bella?”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS NONSENSE MEAN STEPHENIE”

[merrique-bathory]

kristen stewart had enough

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“People don’t sound like wind chimes, Stephenie”

[systlin]

Nobody on this planet hates Twilight as much as the cast of Twilight and I respect and admire them for that.

[shitpostempire]

[buzzfeed]

11 Animals That Might Make Women Say “Same.”

[galaxieirwin-deactivated2016041]

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

[crimsonclad]

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

[harkness-and-sparrow-deactivate]

Another awesome fact about Eeyore: he is voiced by Optimus Prime.

[psyducked]

someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[life-writer]

it’s been really cold lately so here’s some warm victuuri

[paprika]

[i-want-cheese]

[sentimental-apathy]

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

[blogorgtfo]

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

[i-want-cheese]

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

[norrislegacy-deactivated2020050]

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly. Math Driving Light Anything causes them

[i-want-cheese]

Favorite answer so far.

[neekolexo]

Math.

[mythicfictionist]

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

[ndino77]

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

[misandry-mermaid]

Thiiiiiiiis is what I’m talking about

[chicklikemeblog]

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

[fenchurchdent-blog]

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

[thebicker]

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

[silverblueroses-blog]

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street.  That needed to be repeated.  Even Playboy.

[punziella]

Moana was so wonderful 😭🌀✨💙

[ryoosukeyamada]

[greedyroy]

ryoosukeyamada:

Fullmetal Alchemist 鋼の錬金術師 (2017)

Yamada Ryosuke as Edward Elric

[shubbabang]

do not compare yourself to leonardo da vinci

[darling-highness-deactivated201]

my great aunt called me crying tonight. she’s a survivor of the holocaust. the first thing she said was “I never thought I would live to see another man like this come into power”, and if that doesn’t say something about Donald Trump, I don’t know what to tell you.