Life is a conundrum of esoterica

[rocktheholygrail]

A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2 | March 30, 2018

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[cherloak]

I don’t even know. But I love & miss him

[evilrashida]

unpopular makeup and beauty opinions?

wearing makeup isn’t revolutionary

You can enjoy wearing makeup or like feel empowered by your sharp eyeliner or whatever but that doesn’t mean your choice exists in a vacuum and that you haven’t been conditioned to want to wear makeup. Your sharp eyeliner can’t slay the patriarchy since the patriarchy is the one who pressured you into wearing it in the first place.

Also we don’t need like 90% of the skin care products that are marketed at us.

[butchdee]

#macdennisweek: day 1 (7/17) - favorite quote

[findshispride]

“macdennis”. this name keeps coming up over and over again. every day, macdennis posts are getting recommended to me. macdennis! macdennis! i look up ‘iasip’, and this whole tag is macdennis! so i say to myself, “i gotta find this ship. i gotta watch the show and find out what’s goin’ on! otherwise, i’m never going to get it and i’m going to keep being confused.” so i look up “macdennis”, and what do i find out? what do i find out?! there is no macdennis. the ship is not canon, okay? so i decide, “oh shit, buddy, i gotta dig a little deeper.” there’s no macdennis? you gotta be kidding me! i got blogs full of macdennis! alright. so i start marchin’ my way down to rcg and i knock on their door and i say, “glenn! rob! i gotta talk to you about macdennis!” and when i open the door what do i find? there’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! there. is. no. rcg. guys, half the employees in management have been made up. this writers room is a goddamn ghost town.

[tiiredtaylor]

When you watch a movie and it changes your personality

[constantinnen]

do that for me, okay, baby boy?

[br1-an]

Sheriarty fanon, where Sherlock’s mind palace is the huge English classical manor who has only one resident, Moriarty.

Sherlock loves to visit him but who knows how all this will end…

[eenocsarchives]

can mac be my housewife please and thanks

[employeeofthemonth]

AAaaand here is my first attempts to draw Waitress and boys

[remayor]

“Not you, junior. You’re done now”

[anothermindpalace]

Sheriarty 30 days challenge ↳ Day 4 – Tiny Differences : Their height difference.

[johnbottoms]

[alksontini]

[nbjimmoriarty]

me reading any of my own writing: what the fuck are you talking about

[weloveshortvideos]

british summer is here.

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”