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jacob, texas, he/him i don't know what i'm doing

[penworthy]

Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Send all of the data you hacve

[self-loving-vampire]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

My words were spoken from a certain "delusional fag" persona I often inhabit.

[ihatepissvortex]

this is awesome i wish this happened in real life

[hotvampireadjacent]

[metfell]

And I hope when you look at me years down the line you say I was a faggot and slayed

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Why doesn’t mitski have a song about how awesome tf2 is

[beacon-lamp]

[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil

[cinturongazo]

[eileensdress]

Youre laughing. Henry Cavill quit the Witcher because of Superman and then immediately got dropped from Superman and you’re laughing.

[swsource]

KARIS NEMIK in ANDOR, S01E05 (The Axe Forgets)

[sexhaver]

i bought some really strong Nerds Rope edibles from my plug the other day and he gave me a discount because they're only like 4 inches long. they still have the full amount of THC (500mg), they're just a third as long as normal and it's impossible to portion out any doses under 100mg accurately. i asked him what was up with that and he said that his supplier started outsourcing the cooking/rolling part of the job to a different person, and that this new person can't roll the taffy out to its full length because they only have one arm

[missamerican-pie]

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[rottingfacade]

washing machine cycle ending explained

[djpaulyd]

this comment was about creep by radiohead

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

really truly genuinely literally me