Piss Vortex

the white Jimmy Hoffa

[ihatepissvortex]

i have it on good word that many of my trolls look like the mother fucker from mad magazine

[pissvortex]

You can’t keep a good dog down motherfucker

[radiofreeslowzone]

this tweet will singlehandedly cause the earth to collapse in on itself like a neutron star composed entirely of soy

[powerburial]

the [9/10] is the r/trees rating for how high they are

[ihatepissvortex]

maybe this is pretentious coming from a guy who studies monkeys but i can’t believe how many people confuse orangutans with chimpanzees. folks one of them is Orange and the other is not

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

Clear the next two hours of my schedule

[criptochecca]

Gay rights

[criptochecca]

Yeah i get it

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[ihatepissvortex]

but what if dunston DIDN'T check in?

i would freak the fuck out a little bit. to be honest

[ragemovement]

[ihatepissvortex]

Do you still get terfs spamming your posts/inbox or have they decided you're old news by now lol

wouldn’t know, they started getting weird and making sexually aggressive comments on my posts so i just started blocking on sight. maybe they’ve found a different waifish dastardly feminine man to obsessively get mad about. they’ll be back in a couple months when i make another true and correct post they don’t like

[ihatepissvortex]

Who up Checking In their Dunston

[ihatepissvortex]

Worldwide “Dunston Checks In” event in progress

[ihatepissvortex]

[ihatepissvortex]

Worldwide “Dunston Checks In” event in progress

[escuerzoresucitado]

The Gag Writer Keyboard

An open source 3d printed keyboard that allows you to type by sucking dick.

[protoindoeuropean]

[ihatepissvortex]

ah fuck i gotta delete an entire sentence better just

[catchymemes]

It seems pretty windy

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Heat seeking spear autolocked onto a mammoth two valleys behind you

[brown-forking-weed]

[teathattast]