just wanna vibe

Getting back on Tumblr after a few years, I come from twitter, I'm 19 very gay for women. Also my pronouns are she/they and I love gock

[antlerpunk]

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

[deltaomicronfive]

Most people on this website are literally this image

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[homunculus-argument]

"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

[fagstaynight]

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

[shroomshroomm]

[burnazog]

[thegadaboutgirl]

One more for the collection. Book is Stars at Last by Jessica Jocelyn

[trophieshunter]

Scriddler theme songs

♫ Riddle by Frevd

♫ Bad Decisions (Hush Hush) by Irem

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[bayzed2024]

[spacebrick3]

couples outfit idea

[raven--stag]

you know what is so funny about this picture? Both of these bitches are going THROUGH IT one of them is actively suicidal and the other has a scalpel in her pocket. and yet they stay silly.

[hgedits]

The Artemis II crew naming two previously undiscovered lunar craters (one after Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife).

[podcastwizard]

i don’t know how many people on tumblr know about “verticals” - they’re cheaply made soap operas that are filmed vertically so you can watch them on your phone. they’re infamous in the acting world because of the poor writing and nonsensical plots - almost always has something to do with a mafia boss or a vampire or a werewolf - and they always have insane titles like “pregnant with the ceo’s baby” or “forced to marry the alpha king.” i come across tons of them on casting websites and they all have wild titles and descriptions but none of them, None of Them, have truly grabbed me like the title i saw today:

Dr. Fangs: He Prescribes Bites

[nbsinsation]

Why can't you poop in America.

I was at a little park in my city, being all contemplative, and working through some desires ya know like ya do. When an destructive force came a knocking I know it well

So I try and use the restrooms at the park. Both locked with a padlock. So a bright idea forms the fire and police department are right next door. So I drive over ony scooter. And boom the cop lobby us closed. Oh well what did I expect from the pigs. Go to the fore department I could hear them laughing inside I knock on the door they do not hear me. I leave ashamed and go back home where I am writing this in my bathroom,

We need better toilet infrastucture

[nbsinsation]

I drive a bubblegum pink retro moped. And in the time that I am her vessel I will make her a star. Tonight I found two cou try belt buckle wearing guys walking on the side of the road and they yelled "hell yeah as I passed by" I circled around and asked if they wanted some free beers

Off I went to get them from my closet. Theses accursed Miller lights a bag of 10 or so. And I returned these young men a cryptic rider of great fortune. I hope I've made barbie proud

[lena-oleanderson]

also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

[p0ltergeistsworld]

I can't describe how much I love this poem. I want to hug it.