NCat

I make dnd stuff whenever the wretched beast (motivation) submits to my will. PfP by @gay-little-izzet

[ncat]

Link to the list of all my DND Homebrew collected in a single post: Here

The best way to sort my account to see just my homebrew is with my tag: '#Ncat Homebrew'!

I also have a Kofi now!

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[minesweeping]

i love it when ryoko kui draws the gang in a modern setting but they still have their armour on

like this one specifically. jacket over plate and chainmail armour. sweatpants. hiking boots. i wish people dressed like this for real

[jisuto]

[blueskittlesart]

nightmares

part 2 to this everyone lives au comic (and this one also lol.) 24 pages of asgore and chara arguing over the morality of killing children as promised

[blueskittlesart]

everyone lives AU in which, 10 years or so after chara first falls into the underground, reports begin to surface of another human roaming the ruins... and of course prince asriel can't leave well enough alone.

(bonus: their respective punishments)

[heraldofgayness]

alan wake game assets: part 16/?

decorative posters/ads found in caldera subway station. (aw2)

[ncat]

[ncat]

Variant Class | The Sleuth

Hey yall! Was playing around with the numbers for how classes are balanced and toying with making a rogue-variant in my Variant Class brew series, when I came upon a puzzle: Damage Per Round isnt just a measure of how hard you hit, but how often you hit! So, couldn't a class keep up with their peers not through pure damage, but by just having really consistent hit rates?

Thus, was born the sleuth! A detectivey, big brained martial class built on the rogue subclass chassis! Hope you enjoy :>

Document Link

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[solitairie]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[ryebreadedd]

its grandthey

[yossyislandd]

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears

[yossyislandd]

oi my go,d

[ncat]

My personal pet social theory is that, the reason billionaires are like that is because they've effectively been all afflicted with an organic, human run version of AI psychosis due to the way they can coddle their own environment and how they tend to select for sycophancy in their environments.

AI psychosis is just billionaire brain for the masses.

[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad