sad but truee

J / Marvel trash / I'm funny 99.9% of the time :)

[ncrediblystupid]

Agent Carter is so slept on and it actually deserves so much more recognition

[firefox-official]

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

[ncrediblystupid]

😭I've been inactive for so long and I come back to this, I feel loved

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[wanderer-chronicles]

This just kept on getting better.

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

This is the best thing

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

please reblog if you hear music inside your head all the time

[pillowpet-gay]

Men with.... Men wi....... Men with lo....... Men with long hair...... Pretty.....

[starei]

oh to be called "my love" by your favourite person in the whole world

[razzles-boiler]

Razzle’s crazy stories

When he was a young teenager, he climbed up a tree to overlook a nudist beach. He also escaped from The Scouts campground to spy on a couple getting it on in their car and when the boyfriend noticed Razz peeking through the window, he chased Razz with his pants hanging down to his ankles

He once dressed up as a police officer and stopped people on the road and proceeded to give them warnings

He got knocked out with a bat by the man guarding Hanoi’s tour bus, simply because the man forgot that the set list had changed and that Gyp had been replaced. He soon then woke up to a groupie next to him

He and Nasty both got wasted when touring Israel, and they decided to throw chairs and tables out the window, which landed on a taxi drivers car almost killing him, which got the whole band deported.

When he was in the band The Fuck Pigs, he and the band would drop acid before a gig and once Razz was so out of it, he ended up playing for a different band whose drummer was sick.

He, Andy, and Sami shared a bottle of gin with some beggars on a beach in India, passing it around one another. 

At a gig, Razz was keeping his eye on this one guy, when they started playing the guy began to incite the audience against the band. This caused Razz to jump over his drum kit, grab the guy by his collar, punch him, and throw him back into the audience. Soon after going back to the bus, the guy had showed up with his friends, Razz was trying to get at them, but the rest of the guys kept him back. 

[sophsmagotes]

there’s something to be said for people who genuinely make you feel safer. even if they’re far away from you, their existence is so calming and beautiful, that it makes everything seem better somehow.

[sabacc]

[oldsouldier]

I am laughing so hard steve lands so lightly on his toes like a damn ballerina and bucky just drops like a ton of bricks on that car and fucking CRUSHES IT

[civicbooty]

So, in parkour, there is a practice of trying to land as quietly as possible. This is because landing lightly and softly absorbs the energy from the impact into the muscles as opposed to the bones where they may do some hard damage.

So, by landing lightly on his feet, Steve is employing good practice, showing training that works with his body, to get the most out of his super-soldierity.

However, the Winter Soldier lands harshly and without regard to the well being of his body. His objective is only the kill, and he will sacrifice his body and push through considerable pain to complete his mission.

[221bitssmallerontheoutside]

That got sad real fast

[bambicest]

just to highlight the difference between the winter soldier’s movements and bucky’s.

[sirenphrynne]

I swear to god the little details they put into this movie are insane on a subconscious level.

[addictionmarvel-deactivated2018]

I’m gonna cry

[rileywrites-parker]

*whispers* tell me again how you think he’s a villain and not a victim?

[sunshinepeachx]

Ouch. Just stab me next time it’ll hurt less.

[678i0u]

STEVE ROGERS + TV Tropes

[userdilf-deactivated20210916]

VENOM 2018 | dir. Ruben Fleischer

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[marithlizard]

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

OH MY GOD I HAD BARELY SCROLLED DOWN THIS POST AND WAS GONNA SAY “JUST TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM ME THAT I LEARNT FROM AN OLD TUMBLR POST ABOUT WALKING LIKE THE WINTER SOLDIER FROM YEARS AGO” BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE THIS POST

I first discovered this a few years ago when I was an insecure 14-year-old, and since then I indeed do the “murder strut” and staunch everywhere I go, literally works wonders

[cade-the-god]

murder strut works wonders in the airport and school.

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Back in HS, other kids would kinda stream behind me like the tail of a comet because I was several inches taller than most of the student population and the Murder Strut was just…how I walked. Amazingly effective.

[aosladies]

AoS Characters + Taylor Swift albums [½] x,x 

reputation edition 

[digg]

life finds a way

[sakura-haruka]

#This scene broke me

[snivycat-art]

its multiverse breaking time, starring Doctor Dad and Spider Son :D