what if nct was secretly running this blog?

these were brought to you live from sm's basement!

[nct-as-vines]

MC: Go ahead and introduce yourselves.

Yuta: My name is Yuta with a "b" and I've been afraid of insects my entire-

MC: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Yuta: Hm?

MC: Where's the "b"?

Yuta: THERE'S A BEE??

[nct-as-vines]

U seem awesomeeee Love yr sense of humour sm💚

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh thank you so much 💚💚

[nct-as-vines]

Hendery: So, basically, um, what I was thinking of, was, um–

Yangyang: [Punches Hendery in the face]

Hendery: Aw, fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this >:(

[nct-as-vines]

Jeno: Dude, why'd you put your wooden shoes in the toilet?

Jisung: Why do you think I did it?

Jeno: I don't know, but it's clogged- Oh, come on!

[nct-as-vines]

Johnny: Vitamin C is Spanish for vitamin yes.

[nct-as-vines]

Sehun: I'll have you know that I am a Sweet Treat. I am a fucking delight to be around, okay?

[nct-as-vines]

Suho: Let me see what you have!

D.O, running by: A KNIFE!

Suho: NO!

Lay: Oh my god, why does he have a knife-

[nct-as-vines]

Kai: People are always constantly asking me: What's it like to be a sex symbol-

Kai: *tries to put his foot up on a chair but slips and falls down*

[nct-as-vines]

Baekhyun: Hi sir, would you like to buy a vacuum?

Xiumin: Is vacuum code for drugs or something?

Baekhyun: No.

Xiumin: Then no.

[nct-as-vines]

Chen: Do you have any shaving cream?

Chanyeol: No, I don't like the way it tastes.

Chen: Wait, you eat shaving cream?

Chanyeol: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?

[nct-as-vines]

Xiaojun: *walks into the practice room shirtless* ʰᶦ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶜʰᶦᶫᶦ’ˢ

[nct-as-vines]

I just found your page. And..... .... I am in love! This quarantine is gonna be easy because of these post making my day! Thank you 💐💕🥺

we are here to make your time in quarantine a lot easier! these posts are brought to you from one of the cleanest places on earth (sm's basement), so your entertainment and safety is guaranteed!

after all, laughter is the best medicine 😉

[nct-as-vines]

Did I just read all of your blog in one go? Yes. Did I subscribe cause I love you and you're actually amazing? Of fucking course.

you're the one who's amazing! thank you so much 💚

[nct-as-vines]

Renjun: Mark, truth or dare?

Mark: Truth.

Renjun: Was the moon landing of 1969 faked?

Mark: What?

Yangyang: Answer the question, Mark.

[nct-as-vines]

Ten: *gracefully flips down from a tree*

Ten: *immediately gets hit in the head by an inflatable ball and gets knocked out*

[nct-as-vines]

Yangyang: And then Ten says, "I wish you never joined the group!" and that's why I don't stay at the dorms for the holidays anymore...

Yangyang: Anyways, I'll get a double cheeseburger-

[nct-as-vines]

Taeyong: I love your heart shaped sunglasses, they’re very festive!

Jaehyun: I’m in love.

Taeyong: With who?

Jaehyun: Myself.