nct n’ stuff

multifandomed trash but currently addicted to nct&svt :~))

[nctwig]

nct u - the 7th sense // ft. dotae

[nctwig]

johnny: so what are you into?

ten: honestly, anything sweetheart. you name it. choking, handcuffs, animal ears, blidnfolds, my dick’s up for anything.

johnny: i meant like tv shows and stuff..

ten:

johnny:

ten:

ten: i like squidward nutpants?

[nctwig]

chenle: say toast ten times

jisung: toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast

chenle: what do you put in the toaster?

jisung: peanut butter

chenle: haha you just said- wait, you’re the one who’s been putting peanut butter in our toaster?!

jisung: it’s a metaphor.

[nctwig]

yuta: no one fights like gaston!

doyoung: are you sure about that?

yuta: no, doyoung. it’s a song-

doyoung: *raises fists up in the air*

yuta: oh my god..

[nctwig]

mark: renjun, pass the remote.

renjun: i can’t reach it.

mark: it’s literally right next to your hand.

renjun: did i fucking stutter?

[nctwig]

sm to nct: this is $2 for food and we found this 500 grams of cocaine lying in the streets.

sm: YOU’RE WELCOME.

[nctwig]

superior ships | b&w version

[nctwig]

taeyong: breathe if you love me!

taeyong: god damn it doyoung. it’s just a joke, stop holding in your breathe. you’re going to pass out.

[nctwig]

chenle: im going to call to make a reservation.

mark: i thought you were calling mcdonalds though?

chenle: oh yeah! i’m going to make a McReservation.

mark:

chenle:

mark: can i please leave nct dream right now?

[nctwig]

doyoung on twitter in april fools day: actually, i don’t really like jeno. kkkk

jeno on twitter: honestly, i don’t like doyoung-hyung either! kkkk

doyoung: y-you don’t?

jeno: no, hyung it’s an april fools-

doyoung: *starts tearing up*

taeyong: we’re cancelling april fools day.

[nctwig]

taeil: do you want to blow candles for your birthday?

ten: no. not really.

ten: but i do want to blow johnny.

taeil:

ten:

johnny: (•\\\\•)

taeyong: we’re cancelling your birthday.

[nctwig]

doyoung: i can live without you fuckers just fine.

doyoung when nct leaves for three minutes: guys, where are you? i need my cuddles. :(

[nctwig]

sicheng: there’s so much hate in this world. i wish everyone could just get along. :(

also sicheng: hyung, if you touch me one more fucking time i swear to god i will call the cops for harassment. try me bitch.

[nctwig]

yuta: i don’t understand everyones obsession with that sicheng kid.

yuta: i googled him.

yuta: now i understand. he’s fucking hot.

[nctwig]

namjoon: do you have any experience with children?

taehyung: yeah, i chill all the time. haha.

namjoon: no- like, a baby..

taehyung: ..

taehyung: i was one of those.

[nctwig]

nct dream: i think we’re old enough to take care of ourselves.

kun, dy, ty:

[nctwig]

doyoung: i like my men like i like my coffee.

taeyong: sweet and warm?

doyoung: incapable of loving me back.