can you keep a secret?

Who am I? Hah. That’s a funny question. I’m everything this sad little town needs. I’m your queen bee, so bow down to me birdies, because I’m not the one you’ll be wanting to cross. In detail, I am your not so friendly neighborhood bitch. I’m the one that knows all of your secrets, I know more about you, than you do and honestly, I’m not afraid to spill every bean. I’m the one that sets drama in motion when things get boring and I’ll gladly break hearts when romance becomes too romantic. Fear me.

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THoughts on newbies Ping, Jim, Howl and Nick?

Well, well, I’ve been waiting to get this one. Let’s get right into it, shall we?

Ping: Um, what? That’s the best way to describe everything about them. I am so beyond confused by anything and everything related to them. What’s the deal? What’s the secret? What’s their story? I don’t know what’s going on with them yet but I’m going to find out. I’m interested, I’m curious, but also confused. It’s a combination I’m not fond of lasting more than a few weeks so Ping better start exposing something before I get tired of it.

Jim: Eye roll. He’s trying to be so tough yet in all honestly I’m not all that impressed. Actually, one thing has me impressed and that’s his jawline. We could cut butter with that if we wanted. His personality is dull and he’s trying way too hard to be cool when he’s clearly just trying to fit in at this new school. He’s alright though, not awful.

Howl: Stop talking. Immediately stop. He’s so good-looking but every time he talks I just want to throw a stiletto at him. It’s absolutely appalling how all he talks about himself and how everyone else isn’t good enough. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Gorgeous but repulsive. 

Nick: Not sure how to feel about this guy. He’s clearly a liar. A compulsive liar is able to be seen from a mile away, at least by me who clearly has seen a liar or two. He’s not bad looking but a girl totally can’t trust the guy. I don’t mind him though, I’d like to see what trouble he can cause. 

XOXO,QUEENIE

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so pietro and jim have been hearing things? are ghosts real???

Ghosts are not real. Jim and Pietro being totally weird is 100% real. They’re both clearly losing their minds. Please. If ghosts were around here they certainly wouldn’t have picked those two airheads to expose themselves to. Lachesis is the crazy one around here. If she isn’t hearing ghosts then I highly doubt that they’d be showing their existence to a couple of boys that are wannabe’s. 

XOXO,QUEENIE

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looks like Howl can be added to the list of blonde males who think they're flawless, that roam around this place

Great, that’s the last thing we needed. Why don’t they just start a club? Howl might even be the president. His ego makes me nauseous. As gorgeous as he is the second he opens his mouth I want to run the other way. The more he talks the less attractive he gets. He’s one of those keep your mouth shut and just be pretty types.

XOXO,QUEENIE

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Can we all agree that Vision is wAY too handsome and pure for Wanda?

Yes. We can universally agree that he’s much too good for our Little Miss Screw Up. Can he even handle her? How much damage is she going to do to him though? Oh all the things that could happen. We all know she’s going to ruin this, we just have to sit back and wait. Be prepared for the storm that is Wanda Maximoff. 

XOXO,QUEENIE

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Thoughts on Vision.

Vision is the type of guy who could wear ugly old knitted vest, but I would still fuck him. There’s just something about those eyes, and skin- not to mention brain. Who doesn’t like a guy who can think? That’s probably the sexiest thing about him. I wouldn’t mind listening to him all day if you know what I mean...

XOXO,QUEENIE

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So many confessions about Chihiro wtf... I'm jealous.

What can I say? She knows how to slay the game. Why don’t you try to act interesting, and maybe you’ll be news worthy. She’s a brunette who knows how to turn heads, learn a thing or two from her anon. 

XOXO,QUEENIE

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And here I thought Sheldon would take a hit at Chihiro but now I see Beta and her getting it on

That’s because Sheldon is a goodie-too-shoes compared to Beta. He doesn’t have the will, or manpower to get sweet Chihiro wrapped around his finger. Not to mention Sheldon would probably be vanilla if he were to try anything on that little angel. On the other hand, Beta wouldn’t hesitate to be rough, and who doesn’t like that? 

XOXO,QUEENIE

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Did Tuke stick his dick in anything he shouldn't have while he was out enjoying the woods for a month?

Do people still talk about Tuke? Does that boy even exist? Can’t really say anything due to the fact he’s only here for two seconds then gone almost immediately. How irrelevant.

XOXO,QUEENIE

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I saw Sheldon and Chihiro sleeping together on a sofa in the fountains outside of their room. Definitely not the kind of thing I expected to see on the way out for my morning jog.

Not only is it something I didn’t expect to see, but it’s also something I don’t ever want to see again. Listen, I’m all for public displays of affection, but Sheldon just makes it so obvious he wants to get in that girls pants. I swear- he probably gets wet every time he sees her. 

XOXO,QUEENIE

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Shego talks the talk but can she walk the walk?

Like most “baddies” in NDC, they are all bark, but no bite. Shego lost her spark long time ago, and it’d take a lot for her to impress me. All she is now is a druggie who can’t even talk smack properly. Honey, come talk to me and take some notes. You need it.

XOXO,QUEENIE

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What kind of relationship do Sophie a nd Calcifer have with eachother?

Don’t expect much from those two, anon. It’ll either stay as boring as it is now, or maybe they’ll spice things up and put on a show of romance. I doubt the second option will happen anytime soon though. Both of their past relationships were a mess. That alone should tell you plenty. 

XOXO,QUEENIE

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Beta is totally going to devour chihiro

Are you complaining? The girl is naive, and easy to play with. It’s about time someone got their hands on that innocent little ball of fluff. She’s the perfect chew-toy. No wonder Beta wants to rip her apart. 

XOXO,QUEENIE

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How long do you think Clint and Jessica are going to last?

Clint is an old man whose bones are going to break soon, and Jessica is a sleazy dame who doesn’t know what she wants. For someone who says she isn’t a whore, it didn’t take long for her to pick up a new suitor. I don’t think it’ll be long until she finds another guy to play around with.

XOXO,QUEENIE

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Mushu and Nuka are two very different kinds of roommate. One eats paperclips to protect children and the other gives them condoms.

They’re both equally as disgusting though. I find both of these men to be quite interesting and maybe not in the best way. Mushu might be good-looking but paperclips? My goodness, why? Nuka might not be good-looking but he’s riling up trouble which is amusing. Maybe they’re actually the perfect match by being the imperfect one. Ever thought of that? I want to see what they can get each other into.

XOXO,QUEENIE

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I saw Woody and Red dancing at the party. Are they a thing?

That’s a thought. I’m not exactly sure how I feel about that entire ordeal honestly. Red’s a cutie. Woody’s a cutie. But together I’m sensing something weird. Let’s see how this progresses before I lay down my full opinion, it’s still forming.

XOXO,QUEENIE

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Are you more for tricks or treats?

Oh, good question. I’m a girl who loves a good treat but there’s something amazing when you have a great trick. It’s a balance of both that’s needed. If I had to chose I’d say there’s nothing better than a trick when it really comes down to it. 

XOXO,QUEENIE

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Steve almost cause a war against Tony. I think he's completely lost his cool.

Steve? Come on. You think Steve has lost his cool when Tony’s the one who’s probably going to forget he was going sober. I can’t wait to see that entire thing go out the window. Steve’s at least got some bit of his life together. 

XOXO,QUEENIE