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My adorable little nerd was drawing "inappropriate pictures" at school. I honest to god could not decide between punishing him and encouraging his creativity.

#in fairness #when dealing with actual nine year olds i often have the same problem lol #'yes i know it does look like a dick. you can't do that at school though because then i get calls and i hate getting calls'

Oh my god, when you direct a sim kid to help build a treehouse with their parents they end up standing there shouting orders in their tiny little squeaky voice while holding blueprints XD

This is delightful. Also, I'm pretty sure that treehouse is going to be bigger than their actual house.

#getting growing together was the right choice #younger ages are so much more fun to play now

This is not the cutest sim child I've had and he definitely gets beat up in school, but I love him anyway.

#he rolled the genius trait #with an aspiration to become a creative genius #which given that his dads were surviving off music royalties and busking before they found out they were having him #is actually kind of adorable

Lmao this is what happens when a pair of white boys who've never danced in their sim lives try to teach their toddler to dance

#the toddler actually has some moves lol #his dads...not so much

Oh no. I made a couple of sims for the sole purpose of giving them a kid the same age as my sim kid because at the moment there's a grand total of (1) child in the entire world and he'll be a teen by the time my toddler hits childhood.

Except.

I think I've gotten attached.

Meet James (Jimmy) Sutton and his partner, Benjamin Clifford (the Third). I started with Jimmy, but then his stupid ass farm-boy face ended up adorable and the randomiser gave him the goofball, foodie, and athletic traits. Which I might've been able to ignore, except when I went to make his partner they kept end up too...model hot? Like, he's dopey cute, but I could not seem to make guys without cheekbones that could cut glass and it was bugging me.

Until I went with it. Benjamin Clifford III is an ambitious, perfectionist snob with aspirations of being a Renaissance sim (Jimmy wants a big, happy family). Their party clothes are basically the same as their day clothes, Jimmy is just wearing his "good" jeans while Benjamin's sole concession to informality is that his chinos are relaxed fit.

Unfortunately, their genetics mesh absolutely terribly, so I will very likely not be marrying my kid sim off to the kid next door XD They're cute though, even if their babies are strange looking.

#i keep hitting the randomiser hoping to land on a cute kid for them #but uh #no #especially the girls but in fairness i have yet to find a pair of sims that make cute girls AND cute boys #if the girls are cute the boys look weird and vice versa #so if the boys are already weird looking the girls are...best left unimagined

Local Chinese place: You ordered an XL beef with broccoli, this must be for at least three people! Have 3 utensil sets and 3 fortune cookies! Me: ...Uh huh. Sure. Three. Totally.

#in fairness it's literally just a giant carton of beef broccoli

I'm going to need a new phone soon and I don't wanna. Both because it's expensive and because I hate changing phones. I hate researching phones. I hate getting used to new phones. I hate having to buy new phone cases. All of it sucks and I do not like.

#what's especially annoying are the trade in values given that my current phone still sells for basically as much as it did brand new #i debated just getting the same one but for $100 more i could get the latest version with more ram and storage #i'd go for a refurbished option but the main reason i'm going to need a new one is that the battery is dying #so i don't want to risk that with the replacement #despite my best efforts i seem to be hard on batteries

Angelic, but also a wandering early riser who hates being carried. I'm not sure this game actually knows what 'angelic' means.

#he's very cute but unless something goes horribly awry he will be an only child

...Fucker, why are you mopping the grass? How exactly is that cleaning up? Piles of dishes everywhere and you're out here making mud.

#that dude in the background in the white sweater is my most hated sim at the moment #because he just would. not. shut. up.#kept trying to get my sims to go get drinks or compliment the toddler to meet the party goals #and every time they'd get distracted by that asshole

Holy fuck I am never again throwing an infant to toddler birthday party. Fuck that shit. Absolutely no part of the goals make any sense at all for a maybe two year old. And they don't even get birthday presents which is just rude.

#like excuse you you are going to a toddler's birthday where are the presents

The not totally hated infant is the world's biggest cockblock and for once I'm not even mad about it. His ginger dad keeps wanting another kid, but he's done maybe a third of the child care and brings in 10% of the money. Meanwhile, my precious cinnamon roll has started growing dragonfruit in between nappy changes and tummy time.

#in fairness to the ginger horndog he does do most of the cooking #and songwriting in sims is just ridiculously poor-paying given how rich you can get off painting and book writing #especially when you consider how much time it takes to write a single song that can only be licensed once a week #meanwhile i've had writer sims who wrote a bestselling biography a day for a week and lived off the royalties for most of their adulthoods

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Animated Films by DON BLUTH (+ Gary Goldman)

@pscentral anniversary event: take four ↳ event 09: comfort / event 43: childhood favourites

[The Secret of NIMH, An American Tail, The Land Before Time, Rock-a-Doodle, Bartok the Magnificent, Titan A.E., A Troll in Central Park, Thumbelina, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Anastasia]

#one of my sisters was OBSESSED with a troll in central park #could not get away from that damned movie #personally i was more of a ferngully kid #which...surprises no one

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Dean was straight up controlling and borderline emotionally abusive. Jess was fucked up too, but 90% of his fucked up-ery was blown wildly out of proportion because everyone already hated him, while Dean's was excused because he was the town golden boy. It'd actually be a great depiction of how charming, athletic, All-American types get away with shit if ASP had done it intentionally instead of trying to make everything in Rory's life a parallel of Lorelei.

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Meet the only Sim infant I haven't wanted to kill immediately. I'm pretty sure it's because I decided this legacy family would be solo-kid only unless they lucked into twins XD

(Irony: he was an MCCC accidental pregnancy. His parents live in a micro home and have so far been surviving off music tips, the occasional song royalty, and scavenging for wild flowers/produce. I had them plant a garden when I realised the womb-having one was knocked up and they have somehow managed to save $18k XD)

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Lmao well that didn't last long. This little fucker has the gassy, frequently hiccups, and hates wake-up time quirks. He is basically always crying. This is why I don't have kids IRL.

#he's actually not that bad #after even a few hours of the 100 baby challenge you really learn to appreciate a single baby even if they're a pain

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Meet the only Sim infant I haven't wanted to kill immediately. I'm pretty sure it's because I decided this legacy family would be solo-kid only unless they lucked into twins XD

(Irony: he was an MCCC accidental pregnancy. His parents live in a micro home and have so far been surviving off music tips, the occasional song royalty, and scavenging for wild flowers/produce. I had them plant a garden when I realised the womb-having one was knocked up and they have somehow managed to save $18k XD)

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The parents. Zachary Goodheart, my cinnamon roll sim, and his horny af partner, Zane Goodheart née Hersch. The blandest white boy sims I have ever played, but I've grown attached because Zachary is so sweet.

#my sims are pretty much always colourful #but fun coloured hair isn't automatically genetic in ts4 and i've gotten sick of the different-coloured eyebrows you get with the mod #also i've used up basically every other non-human colour combination in my other saves XD #except that hideous red/pink which i'm saving for a pretticy because i hate it #(sims 4 players seem to have renamed the sims 2 challenge to 'breed out the ugly')#(which is technically what you're doing but it also...sounds more eugenicist?)#(it was also a much harder challenge in ts2 though. in 4 i've yet to see any truly hideous sims the way all the townies were in ts2)

Meet the only Sim infant I haven't wanted to kill immediately. I'm pretty sure it's because I decided this legacy family would be solo-kid only unless they lucked into twins XD

(Irony: he was an MCCC accidental pregnancy. His parents live in a micro home and have so far been surviving off music tips, the occasional song royalty, and scavenging for wild flowers/produce. I had them plant a garden when I realised the womb-having one was knocked up and they have somehow managed to save $18k XD)

#i seriously have risky woohoo set to a 1% chance of conception with each woohoo #they would not stop woohoo-ing whenever i didn't actively redirect them though so i guess it added up lol #horniest sims i've ever had #and i don't even have extreme woohoo turned on #there's still a six hour cool-down between autonomous woohoos #they're just super into each other

Trying to throw my sim a baby shower but these two guests just keep beefing. Out of nowhere. They showed up and immediately got into a fight. Stopped, glared at each other, started again. Kept at it until I finally MCCC'd one to go run it off because they were upsetting my sweetheart cinnamon roll of a sim.

#seriously #his traits are cheerful loyal and good #and he developed the outgoing and romantic traits in under a sim day #his aspiration was to find his soulmate #followed by being a super parent #this sim could not get any nicer #meanwhile i've got evil sims who've never seen even one fight

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