🪶🪰Keaton🐚🕰️

Jared Kleinman’s sister (not clickbait)!!!! DO NOT EXPECT CONSISTENT UPLOADS I POST WHEN I WANT TOO. I’m 15!! Autism+adhd

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

Dude I need friends who are into nerdy prudes must die like yesterday.

None of my irl friends have even heard of it💔💔💔💔💔

PLEAAASEEE MOOT ME IF YOU LIKE NPMD PLSSSSS

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Awww man it smells so good down in the kitchen I sure hope it’s not that damned crockpot making that scent!!

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It’s hard to see on camera but I’ve got this super deeply buried pimple it hurts like a fucking bruise

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

There’s a fat ass fly in my room it’s so fucking loud holy shit.

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

Fuck I taught my chud ass brother how to use the tv now he’s blasting it full volume watching sum bs💔

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

Ow fuck my ankle

Should I get my lazy ass to work on a dear Evan Hansen x the good place fanfic?

Fuck yes

Hell nah

I’m gay

Voting ended onJul 1

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

Dude I’m so fucking tired of people shipping a trans fem Jax with Thomas or even just any female characters with him bc I don’t really care for the trans fem Jax she/he can do whatever tf they want but stop shipping a FEMALE character with a canonical GAY MAN. Thomas is fucking gay so stop trying to push your hetroslop on me especially during fucking pride month. I know this is a non issue but I’m so done with these fake ass fans who clearly don’t listen to Jax song like I do bc if you did you would know the last line of the song “sometimes I pretend my wife is Jax I might be gay” it’s spelled out for you assholes and yet you still don’t understand. It’s really funny to me how nobody fucking cared about Thomas or the Jax song until trans fem Jax became “canon” (I say this lightly bc gooseworxs has said a lot of shit about the show with half being true and half not so I really can’t trust what they say is canon anymore.)

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

Idk if anyone has ever thought of this but why haven’t we as the Dear Evan Hansen fandom written a good place au yet? Like I can already imagine how it would go for each season. If nobody else has thought of this I might actually write it myself bc like think about it deh is a musical about mental health and the good place is a show about mortality, morality and mental health go along together to form our consciousness.

Im probably not making very good points but like just hear me out tho

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

I love my stupid chud ass daughters❤️

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

Watching anime in a Victorian ahh dress like the birds intended

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What if it was dih instead of deh and the whole time they just made passionate love to each other

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Literally any TREEBROS fic:

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

Super into psychonauts as of recently (still making my way through the second game) but yall have got to check out the camper website thing from the first game it’s genuinely hilarious I found this gem in JTs profile

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

Just snapped my ankle in half again!!!!!

(I’m fine it’s just gonna be sprained for like a day or sm)

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

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[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

Me and my boyfriend broke up 💔💔💔 (JOKE)

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

“Why don’t you ever talk to me?” Well dad I tried. I tried to tell you about my favorite anime but as soon as I was done speaking you changed the subject to talk about soccer with your wife. You never ask me anything about myself. You didn’t even try to include me in the conversation.

[insanleycool-jaredkleinman]

My favorite anime is “I’m in love with the villainess” like I could genuinely glaze the show all fucking day it’s so good if you haven’t watched it do it rn and then come talk to me omg it’s so peak it gets me so excited I love it soooo muchhhhh