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teslacoils-and-hubris

ok poll time when you see this :v do you see:

mouth open in shock/facing upwards

big nose no mouth/facing downwards

a secret third thing(share in comments?)

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

We all do

super-perfectqueen-reyna

My math teacher sent this to the math group chat (read d/m/y)

official-lucifers-child

fucking superb

deedeedoozle

[ID: Text that reads, "Today's date is both a palindrome and an ambigram! Which means you can read the date from left to right, from right to left and also upside down!" The date is displayed as "12022021" in the style of a digital clock. /end]

ghostpussy

who wants to come over and have something very lgbt happen to them

romcommunist

i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice

popepauljohn

lavieestunreveblog

Little Big - Uno - Russia - Eurovision

https://youtu.be/L_dWvTCdDQ4

lock-johnson

This guy can move! 😀 😍

brownie-bread-man

AU where DJ Kalid is good at eating pussy

angry-eevee

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.

galren

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

xiaq

Ever since I found out that earthworms have taste buds all over the delicate pink strings of their bodies, I pause dropping apple peels into the compost bin, imagine the dark, writhing ecstasy, the sweetness of apples permeating their pores. I offer beets and parsley, avocado, and melon, the feathery tops of carrots.

I’d always thought theirs a menial life, eyeless and hidden, almost vulgar—though now, it seems, they bear a pleasure so sublime, so decadent, I want to contribute however I can, forgetting, a moment, my place on the menu.

Feeding the Worms by Danusha Laméris

akron-squirrel

Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this

felderwin

i will be the most fuckable rectangle on this zoom call

thymo-leonta

PLEASE stop telling me to release my inhibitions! mine were raised in captivity and would not survive in the wild :^(

priestessamy

sustainably care for your inhibitions in a free range environment

skygenders

memewhore

First cat video ever? 1899, colorized & speed corrected.

wannacuppatealuv

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world