Neongrau

[abjectionrules-deactivated20200]

love… is stored in the cat

[prismacolorz]

[krabby-kronicle]

[xigrif]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish to scream like the famous AC/DC vocalist, AC/DC

Genie: the vocalist isn’t named AC/DC

Me: I wish his name was AC/DC

[bob-belcher]

Me with no money: I want everything

Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

[shefromhouston]

5 ways not to be used:

-believe patterns not apologies

-don’t fall in love with potential

-believe red flags

-know your worth

-don’t lower your standards

[l0v3-r3v9]

DON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH POTENTIAL!!!!

[zagenta]

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

[ginocchie]

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

[official-deutschtuerke-deactiva]

Rant: Why the fuck essen Deutsche Nudeln mit Milch und Zucker?? Ich habe vor kurzen herausgefunden dass das anscheinend normal ist und???? Wtf??? Das hört sich absolut grauenvoll an

DEUTSCHE TUN WAS??

[animestan69]

……….jeden Tag entfernen wir uns ein Stückchen weiter von Gott

[nerdjpg]

[little-niggah-sugar]

this is probably the best thing i have ever made

[miiriya]

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[unfugbilder]

[twerklina]

[guy]

stop

[horsegirlhob]

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude. 

[saltysapphics]

13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that

[meanplastic]