you know who i am

Neal Fairbain. 30. Weapons manufacturer. Head of Fairbain Industries. At your service.

[lil-willy-snakespeare]

[nealfairbain]

I did not know that a robot could be this stupid.

[ophelia-gallagher]

Blame the designer of the robot.

[nealfairbain]

Hey--! I made this robot in my freshman year of high school. Not my fault that I was still a beginner.

[nealfairbain]

I did not know that a robot could be this stupid.

[nealfairbain]

What's a little all nighter without coffee?

[marialevine-archive]

You’re going to need more than coffee, hun.

[nealfairbain]

My blood needs to be coffee, more like. What else would you suggest?

[latenightsncitylights]

[nealfairbain]

Spotted! The Capitol's own Neal Fairbain taking a phone call outside of his office.

[wecrescendo]

[nealfairbain]

What's a little all nighter without coffee?

[nealfairbain]

Where did they go?

[dylanbuchannan-blog]

And… you’re upset about this?

[nealfairbain]

They were fun to touch.

[nealfairbain]

Where did they go?

[bloodandtitanium-blog]

"Where did what go?” 

[nealfairbain]

My boobs. They're gone. I mean, I'm ripped as ever, but the boobs. They were nice to touch.

[nealfairbain]

Where did they go?

[dylanbuchannan-blog]

They?

[nealfairbain]

My... my lady boobs.

[nealfairbain]

Where did they go?

...I miss them.

[nealfairbain]

New weapons contract!

[castillagrey-archived]

They do say creativity flows easily when you have the freedom for it. The Capitol… Neal? Neal, is that you? 

[nealfairbain]

Sure does. I haven't been tis productive in months. Feels good. I'm making breakthroughs. Of course it's Neal. Who else would be this much of a pretty lady? I don't know who you are, though.

[catalyticwreck]

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[lostinscarlett]

[nealfairbain]

lostinscarlett:

Scarlett Johansson in Esquire Magazine November 2013 photographed by Vincent Peters.

[nealfairbain]

New weapons contract!

[castillagrey-archived]

Oh good. You should be enjoying your holiday. At least I think this is a holiday. I suppose a congratulations is in order.

[nealfairbain]

I am enjoying it thoroughly. I've come up with all kinds of new contraptions since I haven't had to be in an office 24/7. Thank you. The Capitol is being very generous this time around. Glad to see they have faith in the old Nealster still.

[nealfairbain]

New weapons contract!

[castillagrey-archived]

You’re working? This is like a holiday, why would you be working?

[nealfairbain]

I'm not but I just got the call anyway and now I'm partying even harder! Drinks for everyone!

[infinitygems]

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