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Rita | 24 | Hungarian/Romanian | they/she | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🖖🏻 | RainbowSnek on ao3

[yadathings]

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[keasusreevsus]

Ilya: Here's a photo of me in my Halloween costume

Shane, shoving a butt plug up his ass:

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[arkashas]

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[sztivan]

amikor az egyházi iskola diákjait kivezénylik éjféli misére, akkor

gimi, gimi, gimi, ámen after midnight

többet kellene pihennem

[magoriasocrah]

Állj a sarokba!

[dramatic-dolphin]

that guy saying you would be still speaking turkish if it weren't for us is so funny like they think you're greek

well you see i would still be speaking turkish if [remembers the ottomans didn't actually put in too much effort to force their language, culture, or religion on hungary during the occupation] if uh. history... was... completely different?

[hollanov-words]

I know it's fun in fics but I truly don't think Shane/Ilya would be that open about their sex lives in the Centaurs group chat, they'd really want to keep it professional, but I do think it would take the Cens like half a season to notice that they often both went radio silent in the chat at the same time or disappear from a party at the same time. So the joke is that they're leaving to have sex. They're not texting back because they're having sex. But it's really not serious, they're probably just having lunch without their phones or watching Netflix in the hotel room. Like yeah it's funny to wiggle their eyebrows suggestively when Shane/Ilya come back from the bathroom together but obviously they weren't hooking up in the bathroom, that would be unhinged.

Except, you know, they definitely fucking are.

[stereofeathers]

What if they're right... what if rich people ARENT all that ba-

Oh hmm. Hmmmm.

[stereofeathers]

Link to her saying this shit as part of a gameshow on BBC with an audience laughing at How Funny She Is: (X)

[swolerbear]

capitalism erodes your sense of humanity to a horrifying degree

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[themoonandmyman]

Hey… only 9 more months until more Hollanov Raw Sex in front of our eyeballs….

[smokingrozanov]

My TV is pregnant & it’s Jacob Tierney’s

[demilypyro]

Why is it strange that I know the name of one random place in a foreign city but not another

[hawkatana]

Because Times Square is featured in far more media than Shibuya Crossing is.

[demilypyro]

I didn't even know it was actually called "Shibuya Crossing" I just knew it was a crossing in Shibuya so that's what I called it lol

[demilypyro]

[haunted-phantom-student]

When Ilya Rozanov makes Shane Hollander come three times in a row he crows obnoxiously about scoring a hat trick and it would annoy Shane a lot more if he hadn't just come three times in a row send tweet