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no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

aceynk

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning

starrynet

that’s his little guy!!

littleguysdaily

I wish I had what they have...

cutecipher

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

kaylmao

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

oliviawebsite

Your GoreGash Driver Will Be Arriving Shortly With Your Order From The Poisoner's Emporium

mr-deep-downer

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

sailermoon

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i-am-a-fish

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

ledogeishere

does singing in the shower count as art

i-am-a-fish

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

goldensunset

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time