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Blu/Emmett | 15 | ISTJ | Any pronouns except she or it | this blog is all over the place

[bleuetsfrais]

henlo im @nebbluela i felt like having a fresh start and remade(? kinda? the old blog still exists)

please follow me here if you followed me over at nebbluela thanks

[bleuetsfrais]

henlo im @nebbluela i felt like having a fresh start and remade(? kinda? the old blog still exists)

please follow me here if you followed me over at nebbluela thanks

[bleuetsfrais]

henlo im @nebbluela i felt like having a fresh start and remade(? kinda? the old blog still exists)

please follow me here if you followed me over at nebbluela thanks

[idiot-haul]

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

[idiot-haul]

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

[idiot-haul]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

[rexuality]

things to call people you HATE

easy bake oven

expired coupon

spam email

wet sock

squeaky grocery cart

inconvenient fire drill

cold bowl of soup

itchy sweater

unnecessary movie sequel

overdraft bank fee

crying baby on a plane

wobbly table

sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around

billy

[howling-wizard]

For all the wonderful non-binary trans folks<3

[singularity-mp3]

[sanctferum]

The signs as emotions

Aries: Apathy Taurus: Nervousness Gemini: Self-loathing Cancer: Hatred Leo: Affection Virgo: Concern Libra: Regret Scorpio: Arrogance Capricorn: Anger Aquarius: Lust Peixes: Cheerfulness

[sanctferum]

wait a second

[staraptor]

u ever just want to sit at the bottom of a pool or something. like if i could breathe underwater it would be a really nice, peaceful environment. especially if it was sunny and the water was nice and warm. just sittin there, watching the sunlight dance on the tiles? yeah. that’s a nice thought

[peachcookie]

new tumblr discourse

is 75 degrees Fahrenheit too cold, too hot, or just right? discuss

[nervousphantomwombat]

Also tag where u live

[maryblackwood]

24 celsius for those wondering

[smallest-turtle]

*At some point after they rescue Matt* Matt: SHIRO I NEED A KNIFE AND SOME TAPE Shiro: why Matt: I BUILT A R O O M B A

[nineprotons]

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

[breelandwalker]

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

[thecuriousviolet-deactivated201]

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

[thebibliosphere]

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

[ka3l]

this water witch is my muse [twitter]

[mama-green]

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

[alicatchrist-deactivated2019031]

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

[compassioncole]

remus lupin’s patronus is a wolf are you SHITTING me

like can you imagine him doing it for the first time and finally succeeding and it’s a fucking wolf and all his classmates are like “oh that’s cool” and meanwhile he walks over and kicks a desk

[sassymccoy]

“hey, wolf wolf! what’s your patronus??”

“i’ll give you three fucking guesses”

[eneroam]

[eric-coldfire]

Star Wars fans: Rey is such a boring Mary-Sue.

Tumblr: No she isn’t! There is a perfectly logical explanation as to why she mastered everything she touched perfectly on the first try.

Star Wars fans: ….how then?

Tumblr: She used the Force.

Star Wars fans:

[imadra-blue-deactivated20200728]

that is literally how the force works if you can use it have you never seen a star wars movie before or

anakin never finished a race, then wins one first time out

anakin never flew a starship before and manages to do what the other pilots couldn’t: blow up a droid control ship

let’s not forget luke

luke never used a lightsaber or piloted an x-wing before, then the second he uses the force, bam, perfect first time out

lmao look at this person tryin’ to call rey a mary sue like it’s 2004

[downtroddendeity]

That and like. She has better reasons for knowing this stuff than the above dudes do.

Like, of COURSE she knows all about mechanics- she’s been scavenging starships for parts most of her life, so knowing what’s what and how it works is a crucial life skill.

When she handles a lightsaber, she’s very obviously using it like she would a staff (and spends most of the fight running away from Kylo anyway). You know, like the staff she carries with her all the time for self-defense in the desert hellhole she grew up in.

Everything we see her do with the Force is stuff Kylo did in front of her- he invades her mind, and she invades his and then mind-tricks a Stormtrooper (which still takes her three tries). He Force-holds her and later tries to Force-pull a lightsaber, and she Force-pulls it to her instead.

Practically everyone in the Star Wars universe is casually multilingual, and the only character in TFA who’s shown to be unable to understand at least one of Chewie or BB-8 is Finn, who was raised and brainwashed as a Stormtrooper (and neither the Empire nor the First Order seems to be much of an equal opportunity employer when it comes to species). Given her scavenger history, Rey having met astromech droids before isn’t just possible, but likely.

Her skills are better-established than either Luke’s or Anakin’s before they matter, but nope, she’s the Mary Sue, apparently.

For god’s sake, if you take Episode 1 at its word, Anakin was a goddamn virgin birth caused by the will of the force, and has an extensive prophecy about him being the Chosen One.

Like. Seriously.

[arctic-hands]

Fake geek boys