Cabaretier

travesti/tgirl , also biggest #12 ketchup fan • reblogs may have nsfw content !! • she/her • 22y • belsan's side account • icon by @bozorubear there will be a lot of tgirl/lesbian related reblogs here

[sergle]

this is the thing I was talking about where people are playing with their cats the way that cats play with eachother lmao

[drtanner]

HE KILLED HIM

[honeygordo]

just got jumpscared at work today

[iguanamouth]

bert and ernie go to ikea

[twistcmyk]

[nyancrimew]

i love making new friends on the internet

[silly-wizard]

[punkitt-is-here]

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

[koothebird-deactivated20260418]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK SCARY

[the-parasaurolophus]

where the fuck am i

[hamkittens]

its ok i think we're safe this year-

what the fuck was that

[mortimermcmirestinks]

[shencomix]

sheriff: hold up, why is this one's picture so cute on the wanted poster

deputy: oh, he didn't like the one that was up there so he came into the station and we took a new one

sheriff: HE WAS HERE AND YOU DIDN'T ARREST HIM???

deputy: ah…eto…

sheriff: HOW DID YOU GIVE HIM A FILTER, IT'S 1839

[twistcmyk]

in 2014 my friends and i went on omegle with the search term "furry" and people would ask "a/s/f/o" which is Age, Sex, Fursona (Species), Orientation and every single time we would respond with "I am Job the turtle. I am slow but I will rock you" and every single time they would immediately disconnect

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon Request!

[nintengu]

(x)

[marlynnofmany]

I love how the tornado doesn't look malicious. She's just dancing along, doing her thing, and it's a pity you're so very ant-sized below.

[sourcreammachine]

tumblr will turn anything into a girl

[transmechanicus]

of course, this is the turning into a girl website

[lakemojave]

I do believe the girl is turning already

[demilypyro]

the concept of agp is so funny. yeah uhh trans women get sexual gratification from uhhhh being beautiful and sexy. y'know like everyone else

[demilypyro]

disgusting trans woman fetishes such as: feeling good about your body

[iamoutofideas]

new soundcloud rappers

[viviraptor]

[forevergulag-deactivated2026013]

”power corrupts” anarchists when their grassroots movement gets completely consumed by opportunism because suppressing it would have been authoritarian:

[miyoriia]

discord collecting data on your private messages for a yearly recap isn't good.

turn all this off immediately.

your private conversations are not truly private on discord and you should assume that any and all messages you send can be monitored or turned over to any police or government force. use signal if you need to for protected chats.

[virtualgirladvance]

[idontevenhaveone]

... the worst bit is I know several people this could be, especially given the 'in Australia' clarification

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If you know them then there's a chance I might know some of them and that thought will keep me up at night.

[antikate]

This wasn’t the guy who we all know who used to spray his jeans with Mortein and then light himself on fire, was it?

[harlemshakemp3]

He used to sit at the back of the bus, cup his hand, spray deodorant into it, then open it and light it on fire with a lighter in one fell swoop to try and impress girls.

He had to stop because the bus company begged our school to tell him to stop bc of legal liability. His hands never actually got damaged after doing it for about a year.

[harlemshakemp3]

I reached out to my old friend in question here, because I've been thinking about him all day.

I do not know what "the amulet" is. I have no idea what "the amulet" is referring to.

[harlemshakemp3]

I instantly remembered when he said that.

While we were all at the local park doing legal things that teenagers would do back in the late 2000s, my friend here found a rock at our old smoke spot that was unusually smooth and flat. He liked it so much that he took it to the woodwork classrooms at school, drilled a hole in it, and hung it on a necklace.

When we asked why he weanwearing this dinky-ass pebble on his neck, he claimed it prevented him from ever getting food-related illnesses: wouldn't get food poisoning, couldn't over-eat, was able to ingest anything (prior to him finding The Amulet, a few of us used to play a game called "Devil's Piss" where we would take turns shoving random food bits into a bottle of coke, and the first person to take a sip would get two dollars from the other players).

When we all asked him for the proof that this rock is magical—because nobody believed him, obviously—he said to meet him behind the History block at lunch, where he said he would drink two litres (or half a gallon) of milk in one go and not puke.

We met him there, and about ten of us all watched him down a whole bottle of strawberry milk in two or three breaths.

He didn't puke.

He jumped up and down and punched his stomach to prove it.

He still didn't puke.

I'm so glad I'm alive.