you got any big buckets of soup?

i'm squig. i got in trouble for saying "wank" in first grade and now i havd $1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars

[theocseason4]

[theocseason4]

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

[hotvampireadjacent]

The Panera bread wanter

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[theotherwesley]

I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.

buffering

[murderofsomeone]

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

[knightwithahundredkings]

I really recommend the Táin Bó Cúailnge to anyone looking to get into medieval literature because it's a great story, brilliant poetry (I read the Carson translation, and the way he translates the roscada sections are beautiful) and the backbone of the Ulster Cycle, but it's also just really fucking funny. It has a very slapstick yet dry sense of humor that provides just enough comic relief to make the dramatic moments of the story even more impactful. Genuinely I laugh out loud every few pages. Go read it.

[knightwithahundredkings]

You can't make this shit up

[bisezual]

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

[bisezual]

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

[cerastes]

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

[necromancelena]

Now that im so far into my transition one of my favourite things to do is to roleplay being the protagonist of a genderbend manga. like I'll pretend I didn't do all that and it's all coming as a big shock to me and i'll act out the awkward dialogue and even throw in an "I have to find a way to swap back!" or two

[necromancelena]

^like this

[longislandairpower]

[trupie]

[ramshacklegear]

Headcase

Locking sensory deprivation hood Don’t forget to put your tools away🛠️

[catasters]

[monchursouls]

Smacka smacka smacka

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Enrichment!

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[ierotits]

[experimental-heresy]

Maori content? On my Dash? I never thought the day would come. Also this is unbelievably accurate

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]

[depsidase]

[wasabiprophet]

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[internetuserlydia]