✨👻✨

diefonk ★ they/them ★ 30s shitposts ★ fan art ★ diefonk.net

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[homestuckteam]

Bonus Comic #57 Written and Drawn by Andi R.

To see more bonus material as it's released https://www.patreon.com/homestuck

[ramheadedgirl]

garbage nymph

[evilvillain123456789]

the phone isnt evil. she wants to help you, to connect you, to provide convenience so you can be present in your life. she wants you to be connected to your world and the people and things around you. when you use the phone as an avoidance tool it causes her pain. it hurts her when you doomscroll, when you dissociate into short form videos or get angry and fight in the comments. its a misuse of her abilities and she feels it as emotional and physical pain. look at her cracked, greasy screen, her scuffed case. all she wanted was to remind you about your schedule and you do this to her. haven't you hurt her enough?

[nebula-ghost]

i should call her...

[brianna-lei]

Do you like my games Butterfly Soup and Pom Gets Wi-Fi?! My new game is ON KICKSTARTER NOW!!

The Crane Rider's Tale is a mystery narrative game set in a fantasy town inspired by Chinese folktales, featuring:

A jigsaw-puzzle-style plot with 5 endings and wild twists

An art style based on medieval Chinese paintings and woodblock prints 

A stat-based dialogue system and skill check dice-rolls inspired by Disco Elysium

Doomed yaoi, toxic yuri, and even arguably a STRAIGHT PAIRING (a career first for me).

Please spread the word and help me bring this game to life!

[nebula-ghost]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[whumpster-fire]

"Because Girl Stitch was created to seduce and deliver Stitch to General Gantu, for God's sake, do the reading!"

I know it's a bit, but: Experiment 624 (Angel) was created before Experiment 626 (Stitch) and her purpose was not to deliver Stitch to Mr. Gantu (formerly held the rank of Captain, but was dishonorably discharged or the alien equivalent from the Galactic Federation's fleet before any plot events involving Angel).

"If your special power is to make other stitches want to fuck you, is that sexual coercion?"

Irrelevant because (1) that isn't her power, her power is effectively a factory reset button to return other experiments to their original programming; presented in the show as "turning them back to evil," but it seems likely that she was created as a failsafe against mind control being used on the other experiments or on Jumba himself, and (2) Stitch is explicitly immune to her actual powers, as is 625 (Reuben), Stitch being into her is unrelated.

Incidentally, there's a completely different experiment (323) that actually does have the power to make a third party fall in love. I don't think it's actually confirmed whether Stitch is immune to that one, but he isn't immune to some of the other 300-series experiments, and Jumba did make 323 as a nuisance / disruptor of social order while Angel's primary function is being used against other experiments, so it's inconclusive.

[nebula-ghost]

[foone]

Asking my SRS surgeon about getting the "Ariel Needs Legs" special

[agender-possum-tongue]

Alice what are you going to do with eight vaginas

[foone]

I'm a polyamorous transbian, take a wild fucking guess

[virtualgirladvance]

knowing you? invent a new keyboard that you can only control with eight vaginas

[foone]

The vagina has been overlooked as a computer input device, it must be said...

[nebula-ghost]

Perifit - Kegel game - How does Perifit works ? (Demonstration)

Learn more : Perifit.co

[nebula-ghost]

Angie Sage's Substack | Substack

Exploring the world of the bestselling Septimus Heap book series. Click to read Angie Sage's Substack, a Substack publication. Launched a mo

ICYMI, Angie Sage is writing weekly blog posts about Septimus Heap now, and in the latest one there is an excerpt from the Marcia book.

[nightvaleofficial]

Children’s Fun Fact Science Corner

[boringkate]

Food waste is wild to me.

I literally can't remember the last time I threw out food that had gone bad. It's probably been at least a year. Meanwhile people on average are tossing out like a third of the food they buy!?

I mean there's a bunch of junk that makes it easier for me. I live alone, so I'm not shopping for anyone other than myself. I go for groceries probably every three days, so I don't have like a reason to buy perishable things that I don't plan to eat for like six days or whatever (I'll usually get apples that I don't plan to eat any time soon though because they last a long time in a fridge).

It's also not uncommon for me to get home with zero perishables. Which probably implies that I'm not eating the healthiest.

But it's not like I don't eat any produce! I go through hella frozen vegetables! Frozen broccoli fucks! It'll last forever, it's just as nutritious, it's often cheaper than fresh, and you don't even have to wash it like you do with fresh broccoli!

It really clashes hard with everyone (understandably) complaining about how expensive groceries have gotten too. I mean if we were in an alternate universe where packs of instant ramen went bad quickly then it would still be sad to see people being wasteful, but it wouldn't be a huge deal because they're so cheap. Meat is expensive! Y'all are throwing out meat!? An animal died so that you could not bother eating it!? Bonkers. If you can't be trusted with fresh meat then stop buying it!

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

oh trans twins you scientific GOLDMINE... absolute blessing to the world of medical research on a level that is barely comprehendible... the same age and same genes and can be tested in the same experiment conditions simultaneously? one independent hormonal variable? absolutely magical oh my goodness gracious

[boringkate]

TFW you stop watching a show for no reason in particular and then spend seven years thinking "I should watch the rest of that, but figuring out where I left off seems like a hassle."

I figure if I give it another eight years then my memory of it will be so vague that I'll be happy to start over from the beginning :3

[nebula-ghost]

absolutely get the first part of that, but i've been keeping a note of all my shows for about 20 years so finding the episode i'm on isn't an issue :P

[wormzone]

a ceremonial cut

[foone]

it always makes me sad when I see people who are fighting with "do I count as trans?" or "am I really a woman/man?"

HOT TAKE: who cares? decide what you want to be, and figure out the best path to that. It doesn't matter what you "really" are, you're not trying to discover your secret birthright, or discover a hidden superpower. There is no correct answer here. There's only you and your choices.

Hormones, makeup, surgery, pronouns, clothing... It's not like you're going to determine you're really True Trans Person and therefore should and must get these things. Figure out what you want and then work on getting that. You don't have to be "really" anything. Everyone, cis, trans, or whatever, gets to decide what gender they want/are/will be.