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Analytic Soul by Day, Artist By Night?

[highlandvalley]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

no fucking way

[thinned-skin]

Isthis fucking reallife

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

[ommanyte]

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

[nebulaguild]

Scott Sterling does it again!! It was amazing to watch live!

[lord--byronn-deactivated2017060]

Me, at a dinner date: So are you an Oscar Wilde “Fling yourself on a divan and wail as a way to cope” type of person or are you a Lord Byron “Set up a boxing match with your servants as a way to cope” type of person?

[mossandmud]

I’d say I’m a Wordsworth “Run away from all towns and people and get lost up a hill” type of person.

[xtoxictears]

Definitely Oscar Wilde.

[wyrm-boy]

I’m an Emily Dickinson “Sit close to the staircase at all times when other people are in your house so you always have an escape route for cloistering yourself as a way to cope” type of person.

[pr1nceshawn]

Stop Clickbait.

[taylorzrealm]

I need to follow this blog

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

This??? Gave me multiple orgasms.

[the1janitor]

doing the lords work

[bustedbitmap]

[portalgifs]

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

[monasticmaestoso]

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

[ryanccole]

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

[kdncrts]

My favorite thing on this site is this

[nebulaguild]

Why does no one ever talk about Steven Gould the author who wrote the Jumper series (don’t even talk about the movie though....) or Wildside? Its great stuff! 

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[12-g-deactivated20171009]

People in the notes are upset about “humanizing GWB” lmao

[girlbossjodiarias]

Important to note that he’s painting a series of portraits of veterans who were injured carrying out his orders in Iraq and Afghanistan as part of an art therapy program.

[cake-warrior]

And he is using profits from his royalties to help the families and Iraq war veterans that were hurt during his terms as president

[serendipitousus]

Can’t believe bush is getting a redemption arc

[nebulaguild]

Sometimes its good to be able to recognize a man’s politics are not the man.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[nakanotamu]

I think the problem with Brandon Sanderson is that I like him now and not 20 years from now when his million different worlds already have their own shows and I can just read all of the books at once

[janeaustentextposts]

I found your blog yesterday and have been reading through it since, and I have to say I love the notion that if Harville knew about The History, he'd just tow Wentworth over to Anne to make them sort things out. I love Persuasion and Wentworth but the mental image of his brother captain forcing him to Get Over Himself Already is quite delightful (even though that would shorten the story considerably).

Best AU ever. Or take it even further and go back six years when Wentworth was back in England again and Harville just frog-marches him over to Kellynch like “HE WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT ANNE ELLIOT AND HE IS RICH NOW SO PLEASE MARRY HIM AND PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR MISERY SO WE CAN TALK OF SOMETHING ELSE.” And Wentworth is all “but my pride!” And Harville goes “YOU TALK TO ANNE IN YOUR SLEEP DUDE YOU HAVE NONE.”

[teathattast]

🌍🌎🌏

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

[amynchan]

It’s so strangely satisfying?

[nebulaguild]

We sound great when we work together :p

[just-shower-thoughts]

In LOTR “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys” implies that Orcs know what a menu is, and have therefore been to a restaurant. I wonder what a restaurant in Mordor is like.

[agirlneedsgoals]

It’s got no Michelin stars, I can tell you that.

[nebulaguild]

Guys

So I was in class today and my teacher kept saying stuff like "so that our guys" then would pause and add "and girls". It took me awhile to figure out why it was striking me as odd. It's cus for me "guys" is gender neutral.

[nebulaguild]

Automation

"Hey! I'm still using that" the story of my life and automatic flushing toilets.

[nebulaguild]

Scent

We compliment people about their natural hair or the like but why can't we compliment someone on their scent? Why is it so awkward to say "you smell nice" to a friend?

[nebulaguild]

Authors Dilemma?

So I just spent 6 hours working on writing a short story. I'm done for the night and want someone to read it but I realized I don't trust anyone I know enough to let them.

[best-of-memes]

Awful Fantasy’s Awfulest Tweets of 2015

[dr-archeville]

OMG