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catchymemes

Anti anxiety.

wind-the-music-box

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER

felixthethief

So mesmerized

cartoongamingmasterreborn

The cat

hannahkishi

Hey my followers with anxiety here’s some things that might help.

your-local-bnha-writer

this for my followers with anxiety 🥺 i hope this helps

deadbiwrites

I did the breathing exercises and immediately got a smudge lightheaded before feeling 1000x better.

Didn’t even realize I was anxious

🤷‍♀️

schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

comfynb

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

lovelyladylavie

Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we’ll get a full meal

kreature-ofthenight

Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas

She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)

1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle

2.combine

20 gram yeast

1 tea sp. Brown sugar

3 tbsp milk

mix until smooth

3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside

4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel

let sit till you see bubbles in the dough

5. add

1/8 liter luke warm milk

30 gram Sugar

one pack of vanilla sugar

a pinch of salt

2 eggs

and knead the dough until smooth

6. put

1/8 luke warm milk

30 gram of Butter

1 pack of vanilla sugar

into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)

7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk

8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)

Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy

9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit

clover11-10

Behold the Fuck You buffet

nudityandnerdery

Every time I see this, I’m always a little skeptical of that meatloaf recipe, because it has no breadcrumbs or anything, and that seems like a very small amount of liquid for 4-6 pounds of meat?

calvariam1723

unclebeanbag

That’s really really interesting. Scavengers either did not hit the body or they did but they were small birds or mammals. Animals not capable of tearing the bones apart. Vultures can do that so no vultures. But the rear legs are gone which highly suggests frozen in deep snow or ice with the legs being accessable to bigger animal. Looks like it just laid down and died. Amazing find. 99% of the time I find animals they’re scattered over a hundred yards.

chiribomb-deactivated20220820

I was gonna make some joke about “dragon soul absorbed” but this is a much much better addition

gay-lawyers

You know a few different times I’ve been asked what my biggest regret in life is and I usually say “I don’t know” but that’s a lie. A fat lie. My biggest regret is one time in 7th grade I broke a glowstick and drew a heart with Sasuke’s name in it on my bedroom wall but if that’s not bad enough you know glowsticks usually fade after a day, right? Well not this one- this one stained the wall so even at a grown ass adult there’s Sasuke’s name in a goddamn giant ass heart on my wall as erasable as the shame in my heart.

gay-lawyers

My new biggest regret is this post

gay-lawyers

Do not start reblogging this again I swear to god it hasn’t gotten notes for months and now suddenly it’s back in my notifications. I’ve moved out of my house and I am finally free. Let me be free.

daisenseiben

You face your shame like a man.

catchymemes

gingersofficial

bi-any-chance

Holy fuck I didn’t ask to be a sobbing mess but here we are I guess

soulsearcher33

@clonesome @rowdyhooliganism @mauriel676 @happily-morgan

rowdyhooliganism

merkymerx

Gisela, Blade of Goldnight. One of my favorite angels from Magic: The Gathering’s Avacyn Restored set.

I miss playing. Perhaps a booster draft is in order

Original card illustration by Jason Chan.

wizardsmagic

THIS IS SO GOOD

theconcealedweapon

Notice the word “arrested” and not “shot”.

atatfortatzelwurm

Notice, also, the word “again”.

art-woonz

Art By IG: @floortjesart

Instagram: @artwoonz

dilfbrigade

hazelgracelancaster

Chris Hardwick talks about censorship of women’s bodies and absolutely nails it.

ionaonie

The bleeping. The bleeping. I just. THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME WORDS.

dorkaelskunkworks

Standards and Practices!

noonmutter

I love how fucking horrified-enraged he is about it, too.

noonmutter

Apropos today.

whatthefuuuuuuccckkkk

the way americans are obsessed with the fuckin military is terrifying. I work as a cashier so I occasionally have to ask for donations for whatever the cause of the moment is. people will donate all the fuckin time to the troops but not only will they ignore homeless children, but they joke about it. they’re over here like “haha I have my own hungry children to feed” or “they should be donating to me I’m hungry” or other just straight up stupid unnecessary shit and it’s cruel, joking about homeless fuckin children. yet the mere mention of troops and they’re throwing all their money at me. these people are glorified murderers and americans eat that shit up and worship the ground they walk on. the brainwashing is un-fuckin-real

programmerhumour

Easy there, Satan

marisatomay

my parents……..Were Right

marisatomay

if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the dogs or taking out the trash or emptying the dishwasher and have left it all for you to deal with then you’re allowed to be Less Than Happy

babyanimalgifs

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

argumate

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

sweethotnight

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack