.

[cikero]

me: man i gotta pee [walks into the bathroom and closes the door]

my cat: 

[frappuccinio]

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

[anthropomorphizing]

[bey]

my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

[jckgnn]

Can u believe there are guys that don’t eat girls out like damn you weak af

[dinuguan]

[meanplastic]

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

[deeplifequotes]

When someone encourages you to love yourself more than you love them, never let them go.

Qiya Solihin (via mrsfscottfitzgerald)

[some-krazy-ass-stoner-in-a-van]

May all your enemies get old ass bong water in their mouth

[dumbgay]

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

[ravensandrocks-deactivated20200]

My heart had become a broken compass. Every time I tried to leave you, I always found myself running back into your arms.

Michael Faudet  (via lovequotesrus)

[amortizing]

For what it’s worth: It’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via seabelle)

[calithepug]

[girlkibble]

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

[lordjoshbass-deactivated2019102]

im the aunt

[noyesnoyesyesno]

Anal eyes analyze anal lies

[tastefullyoffensive]