me: man i gotta pee [walks into the bathroom and closes the door]
my cat:Â
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me: man i gotta pee [walks into the bathroom and closes the door]
my cat:Â
me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’
me at home: good niteÂ
my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude
Can u believe there are guys that don’t eat girls out like damn you weak af
When someone encourages you to love yourself more than you love them, never let them go.
Qiya Solihin (via mrsfscottfitzgerald)
May all your enemies get old ass bong water in their mouth
i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker
My heart had become a broken compass. Every time I tried to leave you, I always found myself running back into your arms.
Michael Faudet (via lovequotesrus)
For what it’s worth: It’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via seabelle)
my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine
im the aunt
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