memorize your comebacks

[magicalmanhattanproject]

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

[lifeswingshardiswingharder]

Ladies real talk

[hypotheticalcoffee]

[taintedcastiel-moved-deactivate]

[cilly-murphy]

[theremina]

I’m just gonna go ahead and start responding to any and all pleas for advice with that line. I’m gonna make that a thing.

[argyllargylls-blog]

[strugglingtobeheard]

cold fucking blooded

[5kippingheartbeats-blog]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

[alrightlaura]

Perhaps ‘fuck off’ might be too kind.

Arctic Monkeys (via qiurk)

[jazeth]

if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”

[liasis]

I’ve had my feelings surgically removed - they can’t be touched by anyone now.

- He, Alan Rickman, Song of Lunch (via rickmaniacal)

[dingdongdont]

Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism

and it’s amazing

but wait there’s more

omg and then 

from (x)

[misandry-mermaid]

"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!

[necessaryquotes]

Hell is filled with people like you.

Chandler Bing, Friends

[necessaryquotes]

You sit on a throne of lies.

Buddy, Elf

[necessaryquotes]

I don't want to use the word genius, but I'd be okay if you wanted to.

Topher Brink, Dollhouse

[necessaryquotes]

Your brain isn't connected to your mouth, is it?

Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[tuhree-deactivated20150723]

[necessaryquotes]

Thank you, um, I want to dedicate this [award] to something that, uh, we take for granted in our daily lives and that is the humble trash can. *throw item away*

Dwight Scrute, The Office