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You could still be, what you want to, What you s a i d you were, when I met you. ----------- ( indie oc blog )

[burdencrowned]

 you  bring  out  the  best  in    whatever’s   left        of        me

[necessis]

( petunia;; )

"Like, into actual clothes, or imitation?"

❝ah-- not sure. maybe, like, a bit of both?         i'm fine with these clothes for now, though.❞

[headstrongmartin]

texts from last night! meme

[necessis]

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

[leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x]

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

[necessis]

clarusignus:

raising an eyebrow in curiosity, Aiden couldn’t help but chuckle––out of all the things she didn’t want doctors trying to help her. He supposed she was hiding some sort of fear behind her stubborness. Shrugging, Aiden smiled, “I guess that makes sense. They do get quite up close and personal don’t they?”

   she probably sounded insane,    avidly    spouting    off   her   dislike   for   all    things    regarding medical care.           though, she's     talked about stranger things,       and feared     less rational fears.  when it came to doctors,    she  felt  like  someone who  just  ran  down    their  entire  neighborhood with  a  bulldozer    and then promptly realized their mistake.         ❝it's the worst when they try and get to know          you, i mean,         it's like they wanna be your         new best buddy.❞

[necessis]

PSA: IF WE’RE IN A MUTUAL AND YOU WANT TO THROW A STARTER AT ME BECAUSE YOUR MUSE WANTS MINE OR YOU JUST WANT TO ROLEPLAY IN GENERAL —- JUST DO IT. I PROMISE, I’LL SCREAM WITH HAPPINESS IF YOU DO. YOU’RE NOT BOTHERING ME ; I WANT TO ROLEPLAY WITH ALL OF THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW. OKAY, YOU’RE ALL WONDERFUL. PCE.

[necessis]

Reblog if you're willing to roleplay the following subjects:

Blood Cannibalism Domestic Violence Gore Incest Mental Issues (to an extent…) Murder Rape Suicide Torture Violence in General War

[memeinthevoid]

❤ - Any tumblr baes?

❣ - An unpopular opinion I have.

⋆ - A ship I have with my character.

❧ - A ship I have with your character.

✗ - A ship I can’t stand !!

☒ - A fact about the mun.

☑ - A fact about the character.

✾ - Why I chose my character.

◎ - Relationship status.

❂ - Post a picture of myself.

☄ - My opinion of you.

[necessis]

                                                How do you show someone                                                 REAL LOVE when you don’t                                                 even know what it feels like

[slippingintoacomabored-blog]

aerynlallaboso:

reached for the last snack item at the same time au

accidentally ‘borrowed’ their towel at their gym au

saw their number graffitied on a toilet stall au

"which asshole hasn’t returned the dvd i want yet" au

parents signed them up for the same shitty art/science program au

met on omegle au

thirst follow au

mail keeps coming to the wrong address au

"you know you’re singing to your headphones out loud, right" au

beat the crap out of each other in online multiplayer au

worked really well together in online co-op au

"i think your dog likes my dog" au

kissed them as a distraction while stealing their wallet au

[inboxmemethings-deactivated2015]

Angsty Sentence Starters

Are you just going to disappear on me again?

Are you saying that this is my fault?

Don’t pretend like you ever cared.

Everything was a lie, I was just using you.

Forget you ever met me.

How could you leave me here?

How long have you known about the affair?

I always knew I’d end up hating you.

I don’t think I can trust you anymore, or ever again.

I hope you never forgive me for what I did to you.

I needed you and you weren’t there.

I never want to hear your name again.

I remember when you made me happy, I don’t know what I was thinking.

I should have never trusted you.

I thought you said you’d never hurt me.

If this is goodbye, make sure I never see you again.

It was fun while it lasted, but I can’t do this anymore.

Just the thought of being around you makes me feel sick.

People have died because of you!

Please tell me what I did wrong, what I can do to fix this.

There’s no such thing as love, at least not between us.

Was everything a lie?

We used to have something great and now I can’t get far enough away from you.

We’ll never be able to go back to how we were.

What about all those nights, do they mean nothing to you?

What we had meant nothing to me.

You can’t just walk away like nothing happened!

You never want to see me again?

You used to give me hope and now you give me nothing.

You’re so caught up with impressing everyone that doesn’t matter.

[necessis]

locked outside your apartment in your underwear and have to ask your cute neighbor for help au.

[anomxly]

;;Plot Idea: Ｔｈｅ  Ｅｎｄ

Muse A and Muse B wake one day to find that everyone has mysteriously disappeared. Both characters, however, find it relatively easy to adjust to this sudden abandonment, not quite liking other people much anyway. The two begin to wander through their city, breaking into homes and digging through the things that people left behind, taking food and clothes and electronics from stores they would otherwise not be able to afford, and just generally messing around and having tons of fun. Who says the end of the world as we know it has to be lonely or depressing? 

;;Optional: 

All is the same as the above except after a while things take a turn for the worst. Everyone who left returns, but they are not the same. Perpetually smiling and seemingly oblivious to the fact that they had left their homes and jobs in the first place, they resume their lives as they were before. But after a while, they realize that Muse A and Muse B aren’t like them…and that must be rectified. 

[cxltxn-blog]

웃♡웃 16 ( winks and the n b ACKFLIp s aW AY )

sixteen ; zoo date

                he’s just going to protectively keep                an arm over her shoulder. at all times.                just in case— although, he isn’t sure                of what he’s trying to keep her from,                probably from changing her mind on                the whole concept of a date. frankly,                he’s thought about this for a while.                dates, and being lovey dovey. it makes                him sick, sometimes; how much he                knows he means it.

                pointing towards one of the monkey’s                in particular, one that doesn’t seem to                be too fond of moving unless it’s to snag                another monkeys’ food, and gives a                 half-assed laugh, that leads into words.

            ❝hey, look; it’s you, dork.❞

send me 웃♡웃 + a # (or i can randomly generate) from one to twenty eight for a date between our muses

[necessis]

specterae:

✿ necessis

"Wait, so, are you stuck in that outfit for the rest of forever?”

     ❝i've never tried changing, actually. i think i could, though.❞

[ryoxta-archive-deactivated20150]

Send me 웃♡웃 + a # from 1-28 for a date between our muses

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[necessis]

cxltxn:

            ❝i’d, uh, prefer not to               do that; thanks for the               heads up.❞

                hunter doesn’t know that. wouldn’t                 have any way of knowing, anyways.                 anything and everything she tells him,                 he’s gonna believe. or, at the very least,                 act like he does. you don’t doubt an                 insane ghost girl—— that’s just fact.                        her indication nod doesn’t really do anything                        for hunter’s nerves. what if she was joking?                        if he touches her— and he croaks, right here;                        that’ll be fucking embarrassing as shit.

            ❝death is just sensitive.               especially for the dead, i’d say.                    overdose? oh, fuck— man, i’m sorry about                     like, all of that. sounds shitty.❞

             ❝dude, i am such a fucking liar.               you wouldn't,      you know-- die,               that is.❞

                    she always thought it was funny, seeing different                     people react to whatever truths and lies she might                     tell them about how being dead works. mostly the                     lies, because those were what she told more often                                 ------ yeah, maybe that doesn't go well with                                            her 'hey, i'm harmless' deal.   she's                                            caused  more  than one  person  to                                            be more than a little paranoid. two                                            years is more than enough time for                                            that kind of boredom to plague her                                            mind enough to try and remedy it.

              ❝death is over-exaggerated.    those people                who do  nothin'  but  mope  are just annoying.                             it was shitty, i guess.      i, uh, feel bad                             for lizbeth, she was like... eight, i think.                             i don't care, though- about being dead.❞