Hello friends, yes I am neckdeep in gay fanfics

I enjoy pokemon, Gravity Falls, some Steven Universe, Marvel Universe, recently abducted into the Man from UNCLE fandom. Just trying to run a blog (aren't we all?).

[htsxegiaio]

A rather important notice for New leaf players. Cyrus gets your lava lamp color incorrect, so I called Nintendo about it and they called me back with a list to circumvent this glitch. It might be helpful.

You ask for the color on the left and he gives you the one on the right.

[fayenor-acnl-deactivated2014011]

Spread this around, people, this is a big deal. 

[mayorlia]

Lol wh a t IT’S SO OFF

[mayorkiara]

THANK YOU. I wanted a purple lava lamp and it turned out yellow and I was like whhhhhhaat

[secretallie-blog]

Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness.

Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit:

[sourcedumal]

To be honest, this was the healthiest advice for getting into working out I’ve ever read, and it really was the inspiration for me to start running and going to the gym. No judgement, no “you need to be doing this” mess. Just a simple “do what you can. and feel comfortable”

[leftbians-deactivated20160809]

Luke Skywalker: *Spends like 2 minutes fucking around with a laser-shooting droid while Obi-wan stands there telling him to feel the force n shit, never trains in person with anyone, manages to hold his own against Darth Vader for awhile and then eventually defeat him in the final movie without having ever practiced with an actual melee weapon with anyone else*

Rey: *Has defended herself for her entire life with a melee weapon and thus, when given a lightsaber, has competence with it*

Some 34 year old who plays a Bothan Diplomat in a Star Wars tabletop RPG: “Uhh y’know I think this chick is a Mary Sue and this is fucking ridiculous.”

[bwooffey]

mom leia texting kylo like how carrie fisher tweets

[sevencfnine-deactivated20170903]

[persephore-blog]

“Your job — as students who are receiving an education — is to be aware of your privilege. And use this particular privilege called “education” to do your best to achieve great things, all the while advocating for those in the rows behind you.”

source

[nightmaresarestilldreams]

This…

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Wow this is a masterpiece

[stardustgalaxy]

How inspirational….

[sealpress]

Great explanation.

[neckdeepingayfanfics]

Having to sit through your 70+ professor’s transphobia in his lectures because you need his easy A

[lesbianshepard]

retail story time: ive probably told you this before but like a year ago at work i was closing and we are like five minutes from closing the doors and leaving. it’s late. we close at 10pm during the holiday season and it was like 9:56 when this woman walks in with a shopping cart. 

now, if you work in retail, you know this sort of customer. those assholes who walk in right before you close and take their time shopping and act like they dont notice the announcements that “the store is now closed. please bring your final selection up to the front for checkout.” or that every employee is so fucking done for the night and want to get home. or that they are the only customer in the store. and when they have a shopping cart, you know they’re gonna be a while.

so a solid half hour after we are officially closed this woman comes to my register, because i am the only one open. because it’s ten fucking thirty pm and everyone else is ready to leave and ive been stuck here for eleven hours because someone called out and i was already there and a fucking idiot. 

and this woman, she’s a Suburban Mom ™ type and, like all the fucking moms who come into this store, she doesnt have a coupon because she expects us to just give it to her. and we will, if they ask. except i, after a solid hour of no customers and foolishly thinking nobody would come, had gotten rid of my coupons a few minutes before she walked in. so when she asks if i had a coupon i say no, i’m sorry, i don’t have one at the register. 

and this woman, she leans in and tells me “you know, i’m a professional psychic.” and i think “oh christ here we go”

and long island medium here, immune to the glares of the other employees who want her to just fucking pay and leave, goes on and on about this boy who loves me. we are soul mates, she says. destined to be. but there is a power keeping us apart. she mentions this “power” keeping me from mr. right several times. 

i, exhausted and frustrated and wanting to go home, reply “is it the power of me being a lesbian?”

she pays and leaves without another word.

[bramblescrossing]

My favorite fossil sweater, now in blue and maroon!

Original here.

[thecommonchick]

[thecolorlesbian]

I CAN’T EVEN

[geckghost]

[lulxdd-deactivated20161010]

he was trying to sing along :-(

[varsityqueerleadercaptain-deact]

go off !!!!

[sparklesandchalk]

guys please don’t vote for Donald Trump. I don’t have enough money to move out of the United States right now.

[berniesrevolution]

You can watch Iowa coverage LIVE right now here by the TYT Network

[istanbul1997-deactivated2016031]

things I’ve learned to say to boys: -you’re not funny -don’t talk to me like I’m dumb -I probably know more about this than you do -don’t fucking talk about her like that -I’m not comfortable with this -I don’t owe you anything -you just repeated exactly what I said -no

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

i’m really sick of the ‘male/female’ natural interest dichotomy. growing up, males are asked to go help fix cars and mow lawns etc. and females aren’t. then, as you get older, men laugh like ‘lol u don’t even know what a radiator is’ and it’s like no we weren’t socialised to ‘like’ that stuff. it’s not because we’re naturally bad at mechanics or physical labour - it’s because we were never taught. they don’t teach us as children but patronize us when, as adults, we don’t know much about it. 

[nyctosaurid]

my steven universe theory is that steven’s just gonna keep befriending villains until there’s just no villains left. he’s gonna have all those gem monsters flocking around him like puppies. yellow diamonds gonna come over for dinner on holidays. steven’s gonna hug whatever eldritch void horror created the gems. this is how galactic peace will be achieved 

[peachy--memes]

i am literally so sorry for this lol

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants