Appa, Yeet Yeet

Chloe. 22. Internet hobo.

[papayajuan2019]

how to live a life for beginners

[nightmarereverie]

listening to my tunes…

[otterjpg]

yesterday this tiny cat started following me home, until we walked past a chinese takeaway, at which point she fell to the sirens call of shrimp fried rice

[coughloop]

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

[snoopywithmusic]

bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

[catnipper]

[augustdementhe]

Your beauty is beyond compare, with flaming locks of hot wings hair...

[homoquartz]

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

[gauntletqueen]

my ass???? tonished

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[100493503004422]

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

[dreamfarer]

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

[tomcruisecells]

it's dangerous that you have to log into your bank account to see your balance i should have it in the corner of my vision at all times like a video game

[papayajuan2019]

sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it's from decades of history. not that complex

[ballwizard]

boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

[internetwesley]

[kinuko]

I was put on this earth to be mid and then die

[void-enthusiasts]

why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

[todayiwrotenothing]

Yeah why can't I cumin my lover

[floridakilo]

idgaf about career development im using the rest of my 20s to build my lore