I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes
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I'm sleeeeeepy......
JS&MN + characters (one GIF per episode) → Jonathan Strange
Safe? Oh, no, I do not think so. But then I flatter myself that I am not particularly safe.
A Strange appreciation post
can we bring back captcha comics
Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.
chaotic neutral
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Saw a post where someone made fun of another persons atypical way of typing and when they were then told that the person in question type like that because of a disability, they went “how was I supposed to just know that?” - and in case anyone wasn’t aware the answer to that kind of fuckery is:
“You’re not supposed to know that, you’re just supposed to not make fun of anyone’s harmless differences regardless of whether they’re disabled or not. You’re not supposed to be able to tell “weird” abled neurotypicals and disabled/mentally ill people apart, you’re just supposed to treat people with respect generally speaking. It’s not that hard. “I didn’t know they were disabled” is just not the excuse you think it is cause you’re not supposed to make fun of anyone for completely harmless differences regardless of whether said differences are related to a disability or not.
first blackout poetry attempt how did I do
hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos
im thorsty
He better not fucking have
the best fish
I had the misfortune of seeing this in person and almost started crying
FURBIES WERE FIRST BRED FOR MEAT BUT ONCE INDUSTRIALIZATION HIT THEIR HIDES BECAME MUCH MORE VALUABLE
Actually! the North American Furby Fur Trade predated the industrial age by centuries, which you can read about in most U.S. History textbooks. However it’s true that while the commercial industry dealt primarily with pelts, furby meat remained an essential calorie source for trappers & traders surviving harsh Canadian winters
Fun fact! Furbies are classified as rodents! They were popularized to be pets in the late 90s, and before then were treated like rats. Also, short and fat furbies are the domestic version of the wild furbies. Wild furbies are the “cursed” varieties you see on tumblr (long, centipedes, etc.).
Add-on: Furbies seem to not have the long tails that are iconic to rodents because furby breeders cut them off at a young age for aethstetic :(
this is untrue! Given their aggressive natures, docking a furby’s naturally barbed tail is an important way for breeders to prevent injury and death from in-fighting. While furbies are technically social creatures, incidences of violence and even cannibalism are well documented among furbies in captivity.
This is also why furbies are legally required to be declawed
It’s not our business
i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry
i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series
#THERE 👏🏻 WAS 👏🏻 ROOM 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 DRACO 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)
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Whatever version of hp you’ve been reading, i would like a copy
This is one of my favorite posts on this hellsite and I love seeing it every time.