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BANDELETTES, MOTHERFUCKERS

So for my fellow Northern hemisphere dwellers, it’s nearly summer. That means it is probably starting to get hot. Skirt season! Hot damn!

But YE GODS, THE THIGH CHAFING. Sweat plus friction equals pain, redness, and extremely unhappy legs. If you have experienced the dreaded ‘chub rub’, you know how much it fucking sucks.

Not anymore, bitches.

Slap on a pair of Bandelettes. They come in black, white, red, beige, and brown if you want lace – and trust me, you want lace – or black and beige if you want a solid fabric like the ones pictured above. But the lace is sexy as fuck. Trust me. Go with the lace. It isn’t the horrible and itchy stuff, it’s nice.

So what you do is you measure your thigh right at where the chafing happens, right at the thickest part of your leg. You compare that to the Bandelettes sizing chart, you pick your size, and you’re off. I bought a pair (Beige Onyx, size C) and they don’t move around on me. No slipping. But also, no digging in! I can wear these for hours and they’re still very comfy.

You slide them up into position and they just… stay there. And they protect your gorgeous thighs from the ravages of summer rubbin’.

They’re lightweight, so you don’t feel like you’re wearing a ton of extra fabric. They’re washable – handwash and hang dry, but still washable! Did I mention they’re sexy as fuck?

SEXY. AS. FUCK.

Seriously, if thigh chafing is an issue for you, try these. I am loving my pair so far.

chameleon-ari

Dude I got a black and a white pair and they are MAGIC. Get them now. Don’t just “like this so that I’ll always have this as a ref” or whatever. NOW. They look great with shorts too. The lace isn’t uncomfortable at all and it looks super cute. I have HUGE thighs and I am one size below the largest size so if you think they won’t fit you, they probably will. I’m probably gunna have a pair in every color by the time the summer is over. Get them get them get them. End of PSA

amberjane9

Whaaaaat I want some

darkmoron

dude my thighs are so huge I need these!

necneo

I'm a guy but I'm on the thick side and I get chub rub all the time

I'm seriously considering getting these

the-last-teabender

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

giddytf2-deactivated20150525

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

thetomska

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

theuniverse-smiles

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

ghibligirlgeek77777

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.

If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.

Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.

And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

xcuteikinz

^^^^^

noonecanmagentalikeyou

I just found out it is a slur by reading this.

necneo

So are you saying he made a word crime?

#weird al #word crimes

asthenightends-deactivated20200

I don’t think I can vote for Sanders :(

I love his policies and ideas, but America’s social culture isn’t ready for someone like Bernie Sanders. His four years in office would just be a long game of tug of war within and outside his party. Maybe I’ll look more at Hilary?

necneo

No! Definitely vote Bernie. What he has to say needs to be heard, and even if what you think will happen happens, it'll be the first step in the right direction. It'll get the ball rolling so to speak. So don't be intimidated by the big names out there. Vote for the person who shares your ideas and beliefs, for the person you feel will best represent you!

#bernie sander #Bernie2016 #politics

bakedgrilledcheese

osamah-deactivated20140324

what the fuckc was spy kids anyway

necneo

A fantastic fucking movie

#spy kids #cinema #movies

teddiursapphic-deactivated20160

Keep reading

necneo

Hey, I know things don't look great. Believe me I've been there. And I know it's cliche and everyone probably tells you this, but things will get better. I won't pretend to know what's going on in your life so maybe a story about mine will help, I was in college, had lots of friends, and life was good. Yet for some reason I got depressed. I don't know why or how but it happened. I stayed in my room, didn't go to class, didn't see my friends. Just kinda shut myself off. Dropped out. Rarely spoke to anyone, and just felt bad overall. Like my life was going nowhere and what was the point of continuing. Then I finally spoke up. I let someone know how I felt and started to see a shrink. It got better. Now I work at Disneyland, and I'll be going to class again in the fall. Like my life has a purpose again. Now we just keep moving forward. So, I know it looks bad. But I promise you that it'll get better. And that life is worth living. So don't give up. I'm rooting for you. And don't say nobody loves you, cause I do. And I'm sure a lot of others who follow you do to. We're here for you, so don't give up. :)

There she is!! Full version with easter eggs and with all episode merged in one long video! There she is!! is copyright byt sambakza.net

Just a reminder to everyone that this exists. Interpret it as you will, still one of the best damn things to ever come outta the internet.

virtualrealitygf

dogcunt

*fingers ur gf* im in

macklemorehentai-deactivated201

Clitoris Hacked

necneo

Inspector Gadget better have some damn good antivirus software

#inspector gadget

waitingforeldorado-deactivated2

Posting this here for those who would like to vote for a Democrat, just not the one that will screw us all over. Bernie Sanders seems like the best way to go.

teddiursapphic-deactivated20160

Oh and i got called ugly several times today

necneo

You're beautiful

elizabethschuyler-hamilton

bernie sanders for president is the dream tbh

- he voted against the shitty 1996 defense of marriage act passed under president bill clinton, which narrowly defined marriage as “between one man and one woman”

- he is one of only two independents remaining in the us senate

- he admires scandinavian-style government and wants to reform american capitalism

- he is highly critical of mass media, particularly news agencies, stating: “i think in a democratic society, you don’t want one or two institutions controlling the flow of information.”

- he attended the 1963 march on washington and organized support for the student nonviolence coordinating committee in the 1960s

- he is (and has been) pushing to raise awareness and pass legislation to address global warming

- he was willing to work across traditionally perceived party lines to pass legislation to reform the department of veteran’s affairs and also introduced legislation to increase disability compensation for veterans and their families, both of which passed congress

- he supported legislation to cut the cost of hiv and aids medications

- he is a self-proclaimed democratic socialist

- i’m thrilled that he’s running because he wants to make sure that issues are seriously discussed before a democratic candidate is selected and he just has such a good track record and genuinely works to represent his constituents. basically he’s rad as hell and i have so much respect for him.