sherlock+penguin=awesome

I'm lazy............................................................................................................................................................ And I like pineapples

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

spin the wheel to make an animal!

Do you like it?

I love it!!

yes!

it's okay

no

KILL IT. BURN IT.

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[dumbdoegirl]

alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.

[shamebats]

(to the tune of pink pony club) fat chubby cats

[shamebats]

I'm gonna keep on petting

fat chubby cats

[white-luke]

If I worked in a college or library I would just randomly hang signs asking people not to do the most incomprehensible things

[white-luke]

"Please be mindful of other library-goers! Do not descale fish in the library!"

[iamaine]

if you're ever beating yourself up for 'missing the obvious hints' that someone is romantically interested in you, know this: i once met a guy who asked out a girl after she sent him nude pictures of herself in the bath and she said she wasn't interested. it is never obvious

[iamaine]

fascinating things happening here

[prontaentrega]

i really cant believe religious schools exist like that shit sounds made up and insane and should be illegal

[prontaentrega]

I do not live in the United States i am not talking about the United States states. I know religious schools exist in other places and i don't have an issue with people from the US or anywhere else agreeing with this post or sharing their experiences but do not come here and tell me that the private schools i am complaining about are legal because pilgrims funded the US when i live in Argentina and have never stepped foot on US soil.

[plumslices]

vintage sterling silver balsamic condiment label

[batbetbitbotbut]

[drops-of-universe]

my 5 year plan is that a bible level miracle will happen

[lakevida]

i hope mormons have a huge schism that culminates in a civil war in utah and nobody survives and all the crumbl cookies close and all the dirty sodas go off the menus and music gets a little less annoying for a minute

[lustcannibalism]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

[crazy-minded-girl]

[byjove]

as a chronic Zillow user, you would not believe how many wedding venues there are. if you’re thinking of turning your property into a trendy wedding venue, don’t. do not build an ugly ass barn thing and several vaguely yurt shaped outbuilding for guests to stay in. you’ve just cut down a bunch of trees and wasted a lot of money and created a bunch of eyesores. if it was lucrative, everyone wouldn’t be trying to sell them. wedding venue creators and greyification flippers are the same species in my brain. you’ve fucked up a property and left it in worse shape and now you want more money for it than it is worth. I hate designated wedding venues in general. get married in a church or a nice hotel or your nan’s garden or the VFW hall or something.

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[crazy-pages]

... you know. If I could transform into someone a CEO is ethically obligated to help and then punish them for failing to do so, in such a way that they can only be accepted into society again if they learn basic moral lessons about decency, I don't think I would do anything else ever again.

[sentient-stove]

Imagine being so fucking stupid that you forgot you turned off the adult content warning pop up—-

Like I mean. Cmon.

[teathattast]

[knucklecurve]