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Will 10+ years tumblr experience strengths: Immune to sex, genderless, weed smoke Weakness: Apes, pirate movies, weed smoke

[necrofarts]

Knuckle tats that say THEY THEM

[bruzum]

[volition2]

fucked up adn cruel....

[inkwhelp]

people who are gay: yeah i’m gay

people who are straight: yeah i’m straight

people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary

[buttpoems]

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[chirp-featherfowl]

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

[oldbaton]

this video of carol channing asking a kid what he wants for christmas and him responding “a wii” is sending me to another dimension

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[ice-pikmin]

[kushblazer666]

[headaching]

march 4th? unto where?

[beardedmrbean]

[darkcomedies]

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

[darkcomedies]

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

[oldbaton]

this video of carol channing asking a kid what he wants for christmas and him responding “a wii” is sending me to another dimension

[cottoncandylesbo]

and now for the touchening finish!

[kimpossibooty]

thinking about the lady who lied to solomon about it being her baby and was totally cool with his idea of giving her half a baby like what was her plan