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Will 10+ years tumblr experience strengths: Immune to sex, genderless, weed smoke Weakness: Apes, pirate movies, weed smoke

[necrofarts]

Knuckle tats that say THEY THEM

[skeletonsiro]

in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[mimi-maru]

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[killadelphia]

[bruzum]

[volition2]

fucked up adn cruel....

[inkwhelp]

people who are gay: yeah i’m gay

people who are straight: yeah i’m straight

people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary

[buttpoems]

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[chirp-featherfowl]

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

[oldbaton]

this video of carol channing asking a kid what he wants for christmas and him responding “a wii” is sending me to another dimension

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[ice-pikmin]