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book-accurate pinocchio adaptations are not good bc pinocchio is a plotless series of loosely connected moralizing short stories about how being eight years old merits a fate worse than death. btw.

Hai, so, im not sure how to format this, since this is basically a cry for help, since im pretty sure chat control just got aproved, ive been spiralling ALOT emotionally, and i could really use some comfort, your articles can do that pretty well (in the same way they can traumatize me)

maybe u can tell me some ... i suppose wholesomes the correct word, headcanons about your characters? (tho ig there not really headcanons if your the author) im sorry if im coming off as weird, kinda going crazy here, asking this anonimasly just in case

First off, I’m sorry I took so gotdang long to get tk this.

IDK if I have any wholesome headcanons for you *right now* — however. 001 #5 is coming either Late July or Early August, and it’s an *aggressively* wholesome love story involving TotleighSoft. Interspersed with absurdism and nightmare fuel ofc. But still.

Be on the look out for Debbie Yafoolian’s Proposal: The Hermit.

#scp

chongoblog

*CinemaSins voice* He can’t eat or breathe or other science facts *DING*

what would happen if pallit got possessed by VEEKAT

The other way around would be more likely tbh.

#scp shitposting

if you were to ship Pallit with 3 characters, one that you wrote, one from the wiki in general, and another from anythin else (except real life), who are you choosing

while its obviusly not romantic, ive been thinking of Miss J being a mother figure to pallit for awhile now lmao

Little Astrid Koschei from Neverstone, particularly the Book 4 version of her that goes full Queen of Night.

KK-507 for toxic yuri reasons.

Veekat

#scp shitposting

sonandheirofnothinginparticular

reasonsforhope

Wizard frog blessings upon you!

whydidisavethistomyphone

what-even-is-thiss

I’ve got a tiny black hole in a jar. Cute and incomprehensible isn’t it? Don’t open the lid. The last guy who did that got turbo radiation poisoning.

hkayakh

Laurence Micaud every time he tries to reset the universe

thelesbiandeli

Fraggle Rock season one really had it all:

Love potion episode

Two main characters nearly die. Like it’s properly up in the air for a bit.

“Sometimes slavery can feel like freedom”

Let’s kill another main character

Mokey starts a cult?? Twice????

Mass famine

Wembley gets squashed by a building so maybe that’s mc death #4

having a lesbian dream sequence about how beautiful and perfect your best friend is

Reds fish costume

nedcaratacus

Might I add, regarding some of the other seasons

Boober tries to petition God on behalf of his species’ survival to end the industrial cholera plague

Mokey becomes a POW of the Fraggle Soviet Union

Hey, this Mudwell guy seems like a pretty interesting new character, I wonder what goofy shenanigans he’ll — oh, life is fleeting and cruel, got it

“I’ll be the SACRIFICIAL PRINCESS! 🥰” *Midsommar daydream*

Oh hey it’s Joel Osteen I mean Convincing John

A radio falls into Fraggle Rock and some ads play about carpets, religious conflict about the name of the Promised Land ensues

Let’s ask this talking pile of garbage about all the mysteries of life

Traveling Matt spends four seasons getting systematically kicked out of everything in Canada

”gimme a funeral dirge I can dance to!”

#Fraggle rock

gluewall

MUPPETS AS TEXT POST MEMES AHH

im very sorry if some of these have already been done.. i tried desperately to find other muppet text posts but i couldnt 😞

bsaka7

the football analysis we all need

kosmogrl

ganondorf

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

lemonscribs

Pride sharks! Happy pride month :D more super cute pride flags themed sharks coming soon 👀

nixcraft

A boy can dream, can't he?

artsekey

Hey, so if you have Windows 11 installed and have been losing your mind over the fact that you can't find your own files because Windows is now prioritizing internet search results first, you can fix it by following this guide:

Stop the OS from pulling up web results when you just want files and apps.

As someone with over 900 GB of intentionally and properly named files on her computer (I do a lot of digital art and digital media work that requires high-volume files that function off of dependencies), this feature was making me furious. I followed the above instructions and can confirm that the method outlined solves the problem.