Nee Nee Mama

mostly this is a hetalia blog, baby! Tho sometimes I reblog other stuff too. I'm enjoying life how bout y'all? pm me for other social media.

[frouk]

I wanted to post the spamano arts that i am more fond of here, but I have no idea how to use this app so forgive me ☺️

[fanonical]

you never feel more old than the first time you see younger people in a fandom you've been in for a while being like [pairing that used to be very popular] is a rarepair!

[schmitskatz]

12 year old me would hate the fact that i kinda struggle with horses these days.

[legio-sum-dum-dum]

[robertseanleonardthinker]

the puppetry in phm is just so fucking good dude. think abt how much improv there was. the dancing/mimicking scene when rocky and grace first met? that was improvised. that means that 5 people were so in sync with each other on this puppet that they were able to mimic ryan gosling in real time with no plan. bro. BRO. ouugghhhhh rocky puppeteers i love u

[seerofmike]

at what point does it go from "i don't have a breeding kink" to "answering enough questions and making posts about prussia breeding kink" to straight up "i have a prussia breeding kink"

i thjink u can tell when i genuinely have a kink because i think my responses are Unwell. bul being sedated and put in a cage / having a bomb sewn up inside him was like multiple paragraphs and posts where i go into detail meanwhile prussia breeding posts are always "get pregnant idiot". im sorry that i am not pure of heart enough to genuinely breedprussiapost. can i offer you nikola trying to perform surgery on himself in these trying times?

[rowrowronnie]

making a separate post for these fellas… FACE + russia…

[chocolatcxeur]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎【　𝘓'𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭è𝘨𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘴 ;

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎‎‎ ‎‎ 𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘶𝘹 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘫𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘹 𝘥𝘦 𝘤𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘴. 🥀　】

love is the privilege of mortals; a gift the gods covet in vain . 🥀

🇫🇷🌹 : me 😘

🎨🖌️ : also me 😩

📸 : Krissachai Tiwanon (FB) 🥺🫶💖

[chromic4cid]

[uncoolmule]

[chocolattenum-num]

What does this mean.

[deadgirls-tellnotales]

saw this on tiktok and it reminded me of 2p france

[huangi]

I forgot to post this here soooo

[hetascanlations]

(Original)

The most astonishing Halloween costume has got to be the Starbu●ks coffee costume.

I was shocked to see not a ghost nor a monster, but a costume of a drink!? But it’s apparently quite popular and I keep spotting it among other standard costumes like zombies! or Death! or heroes!

I mean, it’s a Starbu●ks coffee. (Himaruya)

[asha-mage]

My toxic trait is that I am far more interested in the socio-economic and geopolitical implications of ABO settings than the smut.

For example: I can't read any ABO AUs set in England or France because while I can suspend my disbelief far enough for a gender trinary set up, I can't suspend it enough to believe those two countries would still be distinct entities in a alternate history where Richard the Lionheart could have impregnated Philip II.

If there was a viable dynastic future with Richard, Philip would have climbed him like an oak and dragged him to the altar if he had to. It's a match that makes perfect sense from both their points of view: Philip gets Aquitaine back under French rule, the best general in Europe on his council, and a powerful check on the Angevins... then unexpectedly (after Henry the Young bites it) the entire Kingdom of England for his Capetian dynasty. Richard meanwhile gets to stick it to his father, secure Aquitaine's prosperity, and gets the leverage to start pushing for his mother's release. Then when Henry kicks the bucket Richard doesn't actually have to be King of England in anything but name: Philip can run the countries and unify the Crowns and what not while Richard runs off to go Crusading.

Plus they also like, loved each other and stuff and being able to get to be together long term instead of being torn apart by politics would have been cool. But I'm mainly obsessed with the historical and dynastic implications.

All this to say any ABO au set in England or France that doesn't have them united as a singular Anglo-Frank empire is doing it wrong.

[artechouse]

The concept of A/B/O also introduces the question of what succession law would look like under a gender trinary. England historically used cognatic succession, where female scions and their descendants could inherit titles if there were no surviving males from the previous dynast’s line, whereas France used agnatic succession, where succession could only pass through male lines.

In this AU, it’s unlikely that an Anglo-Frank union could last due to differences in succession laws between the two realms. What would happen if an Alpha died without an heir? Would Betas be treated similarly to Alphas for succession purposes? Could succession pass through Beta or even Omega lines? Succession laws were quite difficult to change, with modifications to royal succession often resulting in civil and/or international wars.

So I see your A/B/O geopolitical hypothetical and raise you that while Philip WOULD climb Richard like an oak and bear him multiple viable heirs, the Anglo-Frankish Union wouldn’t last long due to differences in how the kingdoms would be inherited by the descendants of those multiple heirs. And with the complexities of succession laws in a gender trinary, the War of the Roses would only be more insane.

[considermycat]

This is literally what the Schleswig-Holstein Question was about. Well, the “conflicting laws of succession” bit, anyway. Not so much the ABO stuff. (But with the Schleswig-Holstein Question, who knows? Well, Lord Palmerston and two other people. But you see my point.)

[kyraneko]

What being on this site is like: every so often one of the flaming dumpsters floating by drops a fully realized academic paper overboard, and it floats over to you and you read it and it upends your understanding and revolutionizes your appreciation of a major geopolitical underpinning of European history upon which the very shape of modern civilization rests.

It's got medieval-style illustrations of Richard the Lionheart balls deep in Philip the Second, and they're thematically relevant.

[fieroli]

[modernday-jay]

say that you love me, go on and fool me, i know that you need me

i cant care ‘bout anything but youuuu

[modernday-jay]

so i cry and i pray and i beg