words and such

Hi! I'm Michelle

[bakwaaas]

[teenagedream]

how to make tea

[valtsv]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[hydro-homies]

Where is the lie tho?

[loosesealbluths]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pi-la]

Every. Fucking. Morning.

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[animatedtext]

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

[snailina]

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[eatmorebikes]

[marisatomay]

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

[seinfeldworld]

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[kardashy]

“get you a mans who can do both” what? lie AND get my hopes up? 😍😍