Shang went for the D
But settled for the pussy
scoured the entire kingdom for the pussy
slayed a dragon for the pussy
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@needtimetorewind
Shang went for the D
But settled for the pussy
scoured the entire kingdom for the pussy
slayed a dragon for the pussy
smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.
my utopia
The drag queen from this photo has spoken up about the photo.
I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.
The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”
the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”
i stake my claim in dumb scooby doo memes
Why does this fit so well?
I’M SCREAMING WHEN HE LOOKS AT PAT OH MY GOD
SO FUN FACT: I had this on my dvr for 3 years and then my parents deleted it accidentally when I went to college and I came home and cried
welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.
Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁
This healed me….
I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
But you lost all your friends
and your eyesight
not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened
I swear this was the first post I ever saw on Tumblr
this is the realest shit i’ve ever read
all the french in the notes are like
5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe
This is live telecasted murder right here
I’m surprised she didn’t just leave
girl got dragged by her hair
I AM SCREECHING
Violated. Her. Entire. Existence.
I will never not watch/reblog/boost the fuck out of this because honestly it’s the closest thing to perfection we have on earth
Bruh her face the whole time. She was so hurt.
This added 20 years to my life expectancy
this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control
wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That
me when im hungry
Will and Elizabeth + looks
#high. fucking. romance. #like writing in your diary at 11 years old with all the intensity of all the brontes combined ROMANCE #HIGH EMO ORGANIC GRASS FED AND GOTHIC #pining for years #taking pseudonyms using the other’s last name #tending of each other’s injuries #throwing themselves in harm’s way REPEATEDLY purely to protect the other #interrupted weddings #imprisonment #briefest of moments of affection THROUGH PRISON BARS #cross-dressing on a long journey to find the other #misunderstandings and reconciliations #getting married in the middle of a battle #banging for like 15 hours on a beach somewhere #LITERALLY GIVING A HEART IN A BOX TO THE OTHERS KEEPING #underworld orphean separations #they are the beating bleeding heart of this trilogy (shhh) and they will own me forever