NeedyAlien

[needyalien]

ok well goodbye

[needyalien]

if one more porn blog follows me im deleting tumblr

[lightsalott]

“COME THRUUUUU DADDY YASSSS”

[mattandjones]

this is the funniest shit i’ve ever i’m losing my mind

[terriamon]

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

[terriamon]

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

[terriamon]

[5amedi]

What is this??

[terriamon]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

[foreveralone-lyguy]

thanks

[snailharvest-deactivated2021031]

[bob-belcher]

[topherchris]

[mrtoughlove]

[thighschool]

god bless nicole richie 

[needyalien]

tonight i brushed my teeth, washed my face and cleaned my room. do something for yourself. you'll feel better.

[stability]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[crystalmegaplex]

[adultlikers]

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

[exeggcute]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this feels like an ancient tablet from which so many cultural artifacts were derived

[borderedlines]

i washed my face yesterday why am i still mentally ill