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bpdpoc

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

sourcedumal

May all of you have your bills paid on time and have money left over to spend on you

bellygangstaboo

ouch

anthonycrowleymoved

wait

hogwarts was established in the 10th century

but sinks were not invented until the 18th century

so how did salazar slytherin mark the chamber of secrets with a form of indoor plumbing which would not be invented for another 800 years

?????

ireallylikenpr

*looks for historical inconsistencies in a book about wizards*

I've learnt in my first 12 hours in Cancun so far has been that: Cancun is a rip-off, even tho it's still pretty damn amazing. 😷✌🏼 Chichen Itza tomorrow~ #cancunseh 🏝☀️ (at CasaMagna Marriott Cancun Resort)

#cancunseh

She said, "Hola, ¿Cómo estás?". She said "Konnichiwa". She said "Pardon my French". I said, "Bonjour Madame" 🏝☀️ 🎥: @nikiytc (at CasaMagna Marriott Cancun Resort)

YA Book: wHite yoUng girl!!!1!

YA Book: sHe is difFERenT!!!!!1!!@

YA Book: speciAL pOWer!!!-!!

YA Book: cute boY love HeR!!!

YA Book: bUTttttt

Ya Book: anOTher boy alsO??? love heR?!?!??!!!

Ya Book: HOw will sHe cHOOse!!?!?!?!?1!! aNd save wORld?????!?!!

schmergo

Contrary to popular stereotypes associated with fanfiction, I have never written a sex scene, but I did once write a scene in which Voldemort went on a blind date with someone he met on the internet, but it turned out to be Harry Potter catfishing him, so I’m not sure what’s worse

shitty-check-please-aus

I once wrote a story where Willy Wonka was the true villain behind the dementor attacks because he knew that would increase chocolate sales

tardis221b

i organise my homework in order of urgency by how scary i find the teacher

daydreamsandwhispers

Luke and I have had our ups and downs over the years, but through it all, his relationship with my daughter, Rory, has never changed. He’s always been there for her no matter what. He was there to celebrate her birthdays. He was there cheering her on at her high school graduation. Luke has been a sort of father figure in my daughter’s life.