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isfj | scorpio | hufflepuff bisexy | 26 | dumpster fire she/her/hers, uk i blog abt my disabilities sometimes (adhd, joint hypermobility syndrome and fibromyalgia.) I'm terrible at remembering to tag things but pls smack me if I forget something that you have already asked me to tag it's no biggie at all. don't panic if i don't answer ur anon ask bg by the wonderful keltbh

[enki2]

[dinomite2]

me finishing the most middest, time wasting art known to human kind but I lowkey fw it:

[shyblacksheep]

“I said I wouldn’t get ANOTHER Pokédog… but… 🥺”

[fiollaigean]

my christmas cookie decoration was the survivorship bias diagram

[silkysong]

the sequel. shes gonna get that fuckign cooki.

[effiesketch]

Some guy and his 100 piece transformer dog

[aggrondaily]

I told him he can't eat the street lamp and now he has been sulking for 20 minutes

[aceofpans]

[catmask]

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

[catmask]

BRO?

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Reblog if you're self indulgent and perverted lmao

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fellas is it perverted to think happy thoughts

[prowlingthunder]

"Hey so I know we're at the devil's sacrament but did you know there are PEOPLE WHO PRACTICE THE DEVIL'S SACRAMENT here? Its horrific and they are having FUN, the fiendish scoundrels, and it's my solemn duty to inform you of this to protect yourself so that YOU do not have FUN-- wh-- what are you talking about, that's what the devil's sacrament is for? No it's not! No one is supposed to have fun here. That's why I'm reporting people-- hey! Hey no, I want to be here, I want to co-opt the space, stop pushing me out--"

[frengerino]

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

[frengerino]

i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

[sioltach]

[ad-wills]

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[dukemz]

i do not "focus". i do not "lock in". i sit down and stare at my work for an hour and if im not productive i GIVE UP.

[sheprd]

ive done something terrible to my dog

[setulose]

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

[setulose]

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

[setulose]

HUGE NEWS

[det395]