feat. dj funky fetus

this is twiggybox's repository for assorted posts that make me laugh. i've been collecting posts here for a while, so scroll through to yr heart's content.

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[dradiscontact]

take us away boys

[everythingstarstuff]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theneverendinglight]

[powerfulwizard]

Jim Henson’s hands have more emotional range than most actors

[powerfulwizard]

Scarlet Johansson’s two facial expressions:

Kermit the frog:

[catasters]

[zicygomar]

[ithelpstodream]

I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.

[whattywhatwhat]

I think these would guarantee return bookings.  Loving the elephant.

[jewishgirlrevolt]

I worked in a hotel for a year. Hotel staff LOVE silly requests because otherwise our job is just mundane. It gives the front desk a chance to do something creative.

[sushinfood]

aaaa this is so lovely

[nursei-blog-deactivated20200820]

this is perhaps the weirdest sequence of events i have ever witnessed in any kind of media

[amalishope]

When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..

[leavemealoneihaveanxiety-deacti]

When you’re a good friend and know that sometimes your friend needs their own space and alone time

[eternalbrain]

[stevenfaces]

[incorrect-steven-universe]

I thought you were my greatest enemy, when all along you were my best friend.

White Diamond, to Steven (via incorrect-steven-universe)

[jellybeansandcartoons]

How do you know what’s good for you!

Thats my

OPINION

[sagihairius]

what a curse and privilege it must be to have a name that’s in mambo no. 5

[fooltook]

Visit Original Link

“What’s this fool’s name?”

[necroducer-kotaro]

There are some things which the English dub did okay. This is NOT one of them.

[apolloendymion]

what are you talking about this is a flawless localization

[kinglieste-moved-deactivated201]

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

[octopuscato]

A MASTERPIECE ^^

[kumateddi]

Person: What do you and your friends talk about online

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

He looks like a fleshlight

[viewtifulmarkovich]

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

[askmetocutyourhairandillkillyou]