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Origami Around
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Claire Keane
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
RMH
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Cosmic Funnies
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@incorrect-steven-universe
Peridot: I'm going to figure out who Spinel is and stop her.
Lapis: How are you going to do that?
Peridot: The same way I write a story.
Lapis: Not showering for days while you hoover gummy bears in your pajamas and swear at your laptop?
Peridot: No. I'm plotting Steven's murder.
Source: Finlay Donovan Knocks em Dead.
"Bees. Full of bees. Beeeeeees."
-Opal
Source: The Martian Contingency
Steven: You need a hobby.
Yellow Diamond: Destroying human civilization isn't a hobby?
Source: In the Shadow of Lightning
"I think swords are AWESOME! Especially when people fight with two at once. That is the best."
-Pearl
Source: Xenoblade Chronicles X
Pearl: So let's say, hypothetically, things get bad."
Amethyst: I hate to update you on current events, but they got bad a while ago.
Source: King Sorrow
"I don't NEED logic! I NEED to breathe fire!"
-Alexandrite, probably.
Source: Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Lapis: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you again.
Peridot: Oh, don't be that way! We're old friends, Lazuli. We have history.
Lapis: And it's this history that makes me want to destroy you where you stand.
Source: In the Lives of Puppets
Jasper: You're not much of a warrior, are you, Amethyst?"
Amethyst: Well, you're not much of a... Wait, wait, honestly, I had something really good for this yesterday...
Source: Aoura Rising
"I'm a lover, not a thinker."
- Rose Quartz
Source: Aurora Rising
Steven: Did you eat the last slice of pizza?
Amethyst: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Steven: Let me rephrase. Did you inhale the last slice of pizza without even chewing?
Amethyst: Oh that! Yes.
Source: Garfield comic
Connie: Sorry I missed lunch. I was at the library and forgot to look at the clock-
Priyanka: Do you think I'm an idiot?
Connie: Huh?
Priyanka: Do you think I don't know where you've been?
Connie: What do you mean?
Priyanka: You think I wouldn't recognize the signs? Clean fingernails, good posture, cookie crumbs in your pockets. You're never hungry at dinnertime. You're seeing another mom.
Connie: I don't know what you're talking about.
Priyanka: Don't lie to me!
Connie: It's not what you think.
Priyanka: Who is she?
Connie: Why does that matter?
Priyanka: Who is she!?
Connie: ...Pearl. It doesn't mean anything. A couple weeks ago, I stopped by her house, and she had her iron out. She was just so nice, and there was cake.
Priyanka: Gonna be a long time before you get any cake around here.
Connie: I wasn't expecting any.
Priyanka: After everything I've sacrificed for you, all I've done- you come waltzing in here day after day, reeking of her fabric softener.
Connie: Yes! I like fabric softener! Pearl doesn't mind taking a little time to stop the rinse cycle. And maybe it's nice to have someone who's got more to say to me than just, "Clean your room, comb your hair," uh-da-da, uh-da-da, uh-da-da.
Priyanka: Do you love her?
Connie: Of course not. It's just snacks.
Priyanka: Oh, you like her snacks. You like filling up on her cookies. You know they're store bought.
Connie: That's beneath you, mom.
Source: Malcolm in the Middle
Amethyst: Steven Quartz Universe! Don't you dare talk yourself into being miserable.
Steven: Or what?
Amethyst: Or I shall make silly faces at you. As I alone can.
Steven: They aren't silly.
Amethyst: They're hilarious.
Steven: Last time you made a tentacle come out of your forehead.
Amethyst: Highbrow comedy.
Steven: Then it slapped me.
Amethyst: Punch line. Obviously.
Source: the Stormlight Archive
Garnet: You could leave the equipment behind. You don't need all of that, do you?
Pearl: Garnet, I'm traveling light! I've left ninety percent of my clothing.
Garnet: And brought all of your swords.
Pearl: I need them.
Source: the Stormlight Archive
Possibly, I was overthinking this. I do that; it's the anxiety that comes with being a pearl. The upside was paranoid attention to detail. The downside was also paranoid attention to detail.
-Pearl
Source: The Murderbot Diaries
Steven: Besides, what's the worst that can happen?
Amethyst: We get arrested.
Garnet: We die.
Pearl: We fail.
Source: Aces Wild
Amethyst: So, what's your survival mode?
Steven: Oh, you know. I'm just bottling it up so when I get a therapist someday, I'll have enough trauma to get my money's worth out of it.
Source: Aces Wild
Jasper: You're only boobs, hair, and talk, Rose.
Rose: No, I'm boobs and hair and talk and a hell of a sword hand.
Source: The Locked Tomb