I'M THE BAD GUY. (hiatus)

the bad guy's gonna win

[greelin]

local, well-known villain becomes Weird Friend (Somewhat) With Slightly Better Morals Who Just Hangs Around All The Time, For Some Reason

[comalard]

I swing both ways ;)

Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

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[roboticxbutler]

@nefariouscrow || continued x

“Don’t mention it,” Lawrence said, sounding entirely unbothered by the fact he’d just unknowingly helped a stranger steal a wallet. “There’s all of one dollar in it. And a bubblegum wrapper.”    

[nefariouscrow]

“It’s the evil thought that counts!” Crow assured,  looking no less shark-toothed and happy about  his petty thievery. “It’s payment enough to know  that we just made some poor sap panic and slap  his own butt for chump change --- wouldn’t you  agree?”

[crows-evil-blog]

@violent-in-violet @nefariouscrow

“I thought the lab’s were shut down on making artificial life. Do you think your mimicry can even match the true ruler of the Crow Empire?”

“Like there is even a possible response you can muster.”

[nefariouscrow]

“I’ll muster something, alright. I’ll muster  a grenade into your mouth for even daring  to wear purple; let alone the full get-up.”

“...Props for the handiwork, though. Really  sick. Hate to love it.”

[subconsnatcher]

— Hey kiddo, let’s make another contract!!                                                     Don’t you dare leave, lass!

                         Conductor Links & Snatcher Links 

[nefariouscrow]

“Is this your wallet?”

 That was unexpected. Usually when Crow was out and about, people would ignore him --- or flee for their lives with their hands up in  the air like they just didn’t care. 

 He looked at Lawrence, processed that he was  a robot, promptly stopped caring, took the wallet,  and then grinned. “It is now. Thanks!”

[victeux]

Send “Are you going to kill me?” for a deadly situation with my muse.

[angstmemes]

First-Time Interaction starter sentences

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.