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[negamfox]

a portrayal of actress megan fox who is 39 and single, written exclusively for sohwoodfm. **was never with MGK, solely a BRIEF pr relationship**

—— PLATONIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

best friends.

confidants: Zayn Malik

role model.

friendship based on mutual respect: Austin Butler

ride or die.

set friends.

drunk friends, aka two people who do not spend time together sober but get along only when drunk.

secret friends, aka friends who do not hang around in the public eye as their family or friends may not get along.

enemies to friends.

wing(wo)men.

shoulder to cry on : Aubrey Plaza

squad.

sibling like friends.

platonic soulmates.

seem like a married couple.

former lovers to friends.

—— FAMILIAL CONNECTIONS. ❜

'family' friends.

god parents to her children: Zayn Malik (Journey River)

divorced partners.

children: Noah Shannon (2012), Bodhi Ransom (2014) & Journey River (2016)

—— ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

flirtationship: Adria Arjona

one night stand.

second first kiss, aka the first kiss they had with someone of the same gender.

one sided romance.

friends with benefits.

blind date / one date: Pedro Pascal, Pete Davidson

possible match, aka someone who friends think is perfect for your character and they’re being set up together.

forbidden romance.

exes on good terms.

exes on bad terms.

tinder match.

love / hate.

unrequited crush.

celebrity crush.

previously friendzoned.

summer romance: Oscar Isaac

friends with benefits.

enemies with benefits.

experimented with their sexuality together.

one leads the other on.

publicity partner.

one night stand or fling that was regretted later.

—— NEGATIVE CONNECTIONS. ❜

enemies.

former (best) friends.

fell for the same person & fought over them.

share a secret, aka two people who have a giant secret together but are constantly afraid the other will rat them out.

rivals.

negative influence.

mutual jealousy.

someone who she stole a role from or vice versa: Anne Hathaway

—— MISCELLANEOUS. ❜

neighbours on good terms.

neighbours on bad terms.

have mutual friends: Kendall Jenner

an artist’s muse.

project partners.

smoking buddies: Zayn Malik

enjoys their music: Joe Keery

have mutual friends but don’t get along: Dua Lipa

co-workers.

geek out together: Jacob Elordi

fitness buddies.

game together online.

[pcrnellsella]

i do have good taste, if i do say so myself! it is a shame, but you couldn't have known it would turn into what it did. you were able to make your own way after and that's what counts. that is one thing about getting into the industry when you are young. oh! another album? i am always writing, but right now? i'm focused on the tour i have coming up.

[negamfox]

another album, yeah. don't get me wrong watching you spread your wings these last few years and really get into acting seriously has been so wonderful to see as a fan. oh a tour? like singing or tour relating to wicked?

[nessakirby]

how many do you have? if that is alright for me to ask! i can imagine how fast it will seem to go by. for now? i'm just enjoying all the moments i have with him like this.

[negamfox]

i have three ! all boys and all such different and unique personalities. journey is my youngest and he's so out spoken already when he sees things he doesn't like, it boggles my mind sometimes honestly. i'm sure you're already doing it but make as many videos as you take photos, because those videos are almost better than the photos.

[pieceofnoah]

Listen, CGI in the 60s and 00's sucked in general. I mean shit, Back to the future is the best movie for its time. Like fight me if you don't agree.

[negamfox]

oh back to the future is brilliant there's no arguing there. i think another one thats totally timeless is the original Jurassic park.

[dlcvatos]

since i've never seen any of those movies, i'll be more focused on the awakening that came from jennifer's body. thank you for your service. as for this other thing, are they re-releasing it in theaters or something? and i'm not ashamed to admit that i'm a huge twilight girl. the cheesy and the cringe just add to the charm if you ask me.

[negamfox]

god now i feel like i'm dating myself with how many people say they haven't seen the originals. oh gosh, you're welcome? i'm glad it's still influencing people even now. no they're doing a complete new movie! twilight is a good one for the cringe.

[kyliejennvr]

I think a little bit of drool fell from my mouth and literally by passed in what you said, you are my hall pass and don't normally go that way but for you? fuck I would - okay sorry now I got that out of my system….are you going to be staring in it? and should I be watching the originals because I have not seen it, can you believe it? hmm would it be corny if I actually say mean girls? because that is a timeless classic wouldn't you agree? or even confessions of a teenage drama queen…both Lindsay lohan movies.

[negamfox]

that is a wild statement to make but thank you? ha! girl i fucking wish i was but something tells me that casting me in a movie based in egypt is probably not the best idea, but hey you never know. maybe i'll snag a cameo or something. you've got to be kidding ! kylie, i know you're like significantly younger than me but my god i'm disappointed. mean girls is definitely a classic so i can't argue with that.

[butleraustins1]

austin: how are we doing, fox? austin: it's been a while, so i thought i'd check in. austin: what are you currently working on? i've been too wrapped up in my own stuff to really follow anybody else's but i'd love for you to catch me up to speed

[negamfox]

megan: oh you know, trying to cope with all that la has to offer. megan: been doing some adr work for five nights, but personal life wise? debating selling my place in la. megan: fill me on in you? it's been too long.

[dvdsnpete]

PRIVATE: that's where we're going, meg. so what you're saying is that throughout all that time you never fucked him once? because i have a hard time believing that. it may have been fake but that doesn't change the fact that you said yes to the entire thing to begin with. as fun as a root canal.

[negamfox]

PRIVATE: seems like even if I told you the truth you've already made up your mind, pete. which fucking sucks because i thought you thought more of me than that, but maybe you don't. i've never once judged you for any of your past choices and you fucking know that. whatever man, i enjoyed myself on our date.

[meganthefox]

🎶I’m not a girl

Not yet a woman 🎶

[zaynjmaliiks]

i know we've both been deep in parent-mode, so we haven't caught up in a while, but i'm disappointed in us. i thought we were closer than that? so how about this... khai's with gigi for a few days, so how do you feel about me coming out wherever you are and us having a little smoke sesh? i think we deserve to unwind. | @negamfox

[negamfox]

how is khai? god yes, that would be so good right now. the boys are actually going over to brians friday for his two weeks so it's perfect timing. i'm back home right now in la as i'm not filming anything, so if you want i can pick you up from lax when you get in?

[pieceofnoah]

Oh, I know the mummy. Wow, I'm incredibly Oblivious. Don't hate me. One of the best movies of the 90's but didn't it come out in 2000 or later. Wait? Or was that Scorpion King. Anyways, Hi I'm Nick.

[negamfox]

no hate no hate but definitely slight judgement. god the scorpion king cgi was so bad.

[liamhemswvrth]

Are there any movies of yours that you would like to see continued to you could tell more of a story or flesh out a character? I think we all are bound to have some and wondered what yours would be.

[negamfox]

oh shit that's a interesting question. honestly i'd probably go with jonah hex. i know it got a lot of flack but i think the characters if you stay true to the comics could have been so incredible, had we been given a series instead of a movie. what about you?

[callumtrner]

I haven't heard about them, but that's so cool! I think it's amazing that we're finally getting more of Brendan Fraser again, the world, and especially the industry, felt a bit emptier without him and those iconic roles he brought to life. He really is something special. Even if a lot of his characters share a similar essence, something about him is what keeps you hooked.

[negamfox]

i'll admit without a shred of embarrassment that i shrieked when i first found out about it, like full on teenage girl shrieking. he never deserved what happened to him, but unfortunately he's not the only victim of hollywood -- i'm just glad he's rising back out of the ashes like a true phoenix.

[glcnpowcll]

sure, we can go with that, sounds good to me. i had to think about it, but it just came to me! she absolutely made posion ivy her own. plus arnold playing mr. freeze? you can't beat that.

[negamfox]

oh one hundred percent. not to mention compared to catwoman or harley quinn she hasn't really been portrayed a lot in media, so she really did set the bar incredibly high. oh totally, it was such an iconic movie really good choice.

[nessakirby]

i know everyone says time will go by in a flash. he's not even a month old, so i haven't thought much about the future. i would think being a mother to a son or daughter will be rewarding and heart breaking.

[negamfox]

my boys grew up way too quickly and yet it feels like just yesterday that they were small enough for me to carry on my hip. as beautiful as it is to watch them grow up, go through firsts on their own, i miss those first few years so much.

[ddcvid]

Those movies fucked me up and I'm ready to be fucked up once more. As far as I'm aware there are only two movies though. Doing the third without Rachel Weisz is criminal and should have been given the death sentence via scarab beetles. There are so many movies, but one that I watch every year and most people haven't even heard of is Fanny & Alexander. It's such a comfort movie. What about you?

[negamfox]

and you're so right for that. i knew i liked you for more than just your pretty face, plaza. definitely haven't heard of that sadly, fill me in about it? other than the mummy i'd probably say the saw series, or the first lord of the rings. starkly different i know.

[vannajerzak]

⧽ ⠀── ⠀MEGAN FOX    ⁞    Cibelle Levi  ❪ 2022 ❫