Ahh, it’s back
i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.
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@negativechill
Ahh, it’s back
i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.
You are a villain famous for “killing” heroes. In reality, heroes come to you to fake their deaths.
Sometimes they try to pay you.
You are posted out by the Hollywood sign tonight, sitting under the frame where the W used to be. It got burnt to a crisp during last week’s big superhero fight. A hero died right where you’re sitting. The whole area’s been closed down until Hero Force can coordinate a recovery effort. Usually it’d be done by now but no one’s willing to touch it until the ash has been completely blown away.
It’s a rule that the world must stand still when a hero dies.
“How much?”
The voice comes from behind you. The lights that illuminate the Hollywood sign are down to hide as much of the scorch marks as possible. You wouldn’t be able to see anything even if you did turn around, so you don’t.
You put some chapstick on, the glide of the balm against your wind chapped lips grounding.
“I said,” the Hero says, voice tightening, “How. Much.”
There’s the sound of gravel crunching now. They’re wearing heavy boots and the scent of fresh blood grows stronger the closer they get. Their breathing is smooth and even which means it’s not their blood.
You put the cap back on your chapstick and tuck it into your leather jacket’s inner pocket. “I don’t take money.”
“Then what do you take?” The Hero rounds the Y and comes into your line of sight. The dark hides most of their features, but you can make out a glittering gold mask and the dull shine of drying blood on their chest plate. Their breathing may be even, but their stance isn’t. They sway in place, back and forth, back and forth. Their arms wrap around their stomach. “I’ve got land. A house. You can have it.”
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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
striders
can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision
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Greg: And next to me is a man who once confided in me that he thinks the NHS is run by Satanist Freemasons, IT'S LITTLE ALEX HOOOOOORNE!
Alex: Hi Greg. I've decided to start raising salmon
*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool
I'm scared. Me too.
ALIENS | 1986 dir. James Cameron
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fucker! we wanted to trek those
'thats probably fine' is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it
My name is Trent, and my cat Regulus is in pretty dire need of continued medical… Trent Vantas needs your support for Support for Regulus' U
I know I don't have a huge following or anything, but any shares or donations will help immensely. My cat is very, very sick, and we want what's best for him, but his care has already cost us 5k+ and we're not done yet. He's the sweetest boy there ever was and deserves the world.
I've added an update to the gofundme. Thanks to sharing and donations (thank you thank you thank you), we've been able to bring Regulus home with steroid support as we wait for (more) test results after the first round was inconclusive.
My name is Trent, and my cat Regulus is in pretty dire need of continued medical… Trent Vantas needs your support for Support for Regulus' U
I know I don't have a huge following or anything, but any shares or donations will help immensely. My cat is very, very sick, and we want what's best for him, but his care has already cost us 5k+ and we're not done yet. He's the sweetest boy there ever was and deserves the world.
"who do you self insert as when you read?"
This is me when I read:
When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.
So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".
So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.
Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.