The Endless Steak House

Welcome to the Endless Steak House. Would you like to try our Pommard ler Cru? Our Burger Machine isn't working.

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

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I can't stop making these.

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I can't stop making these.

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[holdoncallfailed]

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I can't stop making these.

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If you see him, he’s coming.

[cryptotheism]

Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.

Adams third child, Seth: What is that?

Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.

[cryptotheism]

Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.

Seth:

Eve: We might have to dinner him.

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[neglectedgementar]

Yeah, I’d like one Erotic Chicken Sandwich Extra Mayo, hold the pickle, with Mashed Potatoes on the side and a Tall Drink of Water, please.

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[neglectedgementar]

I’m pretty sure they just call it Wine in Church.

Don’t know why it’s causing goo to fall out of you though.

That doesn’t typically happen to me…

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[neglectedgementar]

Any Buisnessman born after 1883 can’t cook, all they know is saloon, charge they gramophone, twerk, be bisexual, eat rocky mountain oysters, and lie.