The Endless Steak House

Welcome to the Endless Steak House. Would you like to try our Pommard ler Cru? Our Burger Machine isn't working.

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[neglectedgementar]

“Hehe all according to plan” - His Friend

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[neglectedgementar]

Yeah, I’d like one Erotic Chicken Sandwich Extra Mayo, hold the pickle, with Mashed Potatoes on the side and a Tall Drink of Water, please.

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[neglectedgementar]

I’m pretty sure they just call it Wine in Church.

Don’t know why it’s causing goo to fall out of you though.

That doesn’t typically happen to me…

[segamascott]

[neglectedgementar]

I wonder how he’s celebrating in Hell.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[neglectedgementar]

🫡

On it!

[catchymemes]

[neglectedgementar]

Gay

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[neglectedgementar]

Any Buisnessman born after 1883 can’t cook, all they know is saloon, charge they gramophone, twerk, be bisexual, eat rocky mountain oysters, and lie.

[surrealtiktoks]

[normal-horoscopes]

It's baphomet

[ink7blot]

it’s baphomet

[ciceroandthelistener]

[normal-horoscopes]

It's Baphomet Friday

[neglectedgementar]

The Witch (2015)

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[retrogamingblog2]

[jimintomystery]

Main character

Sidekick

Girl

Character introduced in a sequel to keep things interesting

Another girl

Evil doppelganger

"Going to the well one too many times" doppelganger

Antagonist

Antagonist's son

We just needed a tenth character, so this guy will do

[neglectedgementar]

Did this for the Bible Fandom and got this:

1. Jesus

2. Peter

3. Mary Magdalene

4. Paul

5. Mary of Bethany

6. Judas

7. Elymas (Bar-Jesus)

8. Satan

9. The Antichrist

10. John the Apostle

[crazy-brazilian]

[neglectedgementar]

Pissdr1nker (Horse) died today!!!!

This is a sad a day for the Pissdr1nker Community. :(

But a great day for the revolution!